You are not doing your part for the McResistance

It has recently come to my attention that people here aren't pulling their weight for our corporate elites.
In fact, I'm ashamed to say that some of you are guilty of thought-crimes.
In the interests in Unity(tm) I'd like to remind you that we are in a struggle against
Trump/Putin/ZombieHitler. If that can't motivate you to join the McResistance, I don't know what will.

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Now that I have your attention, let me remind you who our enemies are:

Trump, Putin, RT, people with Russian accents, NeoNazis, alt-right internet trolls, Bernie Bros, socialists, former coal miners, anarchists, the ghost of George Carlin, anyone who ever sent a link to Wikileaks, Edward Snowden and Glen Greenwald, people against wars and imperialism, those who didn't vote for Hillary, and Zombie Hitler.

It's because of these deplorables that Putin now has a sleeper cell in the White House.

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Fortunately the always loyal and trustworthy agencies - the CIA and NSA - are resisting these Russian/Commie/Nazis, so we must rally to their side, by wearing pink hats and engaging in symbolic acts of virtue signaling.
Now that there is a Special Counsel appointed, it's only a matter of time before something is turned up that will trigger regime change.
At which point the nightmare will be over and Kamala Harris will lead us to the neoliberal meritocracy Utopia, where no one is discriminated for their race or sex, only for being poor.
In the neoliberal meritocracy Utopia all the rich, multi-racial kids are pretty and get good grades in their private schools, and poor people accept they are impoverished because they are morally flawed.
In the neoliberal meritocracy Utopia the only true sin is to be an impoverished white male who doesn't check his privilege.
It will be a glorious day when Harris leads us to the promised land. We know she will because wealthy donors have vetted her, and she's a black woman.

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The challenge here is that our enemies don't realize that they are Russian/Commie/Nazis.
They are under the delusion that they are regular Americans that have lost faith in a rigged and corrupt political and economic system. They believe that multinational corporations control our political system and our civil rights are being crushed by an omnipresent police/surveillance state.
What's more, these people generally resent being called racist and sexist.

That's where you come in!

It is your job, as part of the McResistance, to call these people bad names, and to shame them into silence. It's very important to defend our freedom by silencing all dissent, especially left-wing dissent. Orwell taught us that the control of language and widespread self-censorship is the cornerstone of democracy and liberty.
Your three methods of accomplishing this goal are:

1) Hyping the threat of Russia, even if it means risking nuclear annihilation of the human race.
It is important to keep people terrified, otherwise people might notice that are being robbed blind by the corporate elites.

2) Hammer the identity politics. Sure they may be impoverished, and none of their ancestors had ever oppressed anyone, but they share the skin color of someone not related to them that probably oppressed people sometime in the past, and they aren't ashamed of it!
There is no greater sin, so let them know it. Especially members of the working classes who couldn’t afford to go to university and learn about intersectionality.
This will keep people atomized in tiny and powerless subgroups that are easy to control. Remember: Solidarity is a bad thing until it is commodified and sold by a PR firm.

3) Keep repeating that Trump = Putin = ZombieHitler.
You just can't say it enough.

I think that's everything. You are now prepared to join the McResistance.
Good luck soldier! And be careful - you never know when a Russian/Commie/Nazi might try to infect you with thought crimes, so always be on guard.

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snoopydawg's picture

This part is what I find so ironic.

Fortunately the always loyal and trustworthy agencies - the CIA and NSA - are resisting these Russian/Commie/Nazis, so we must rally to their side, by wearing pink hats and engaging in symbolic acts of virtue signaling.

These agencies have lied to us for decades, but just because Herheinous didn't win the election after stealing it from Bernie, people are believing everything that these agencies are spouting. And if we don't agree with them, there is something very wrong with us.

These are the same people who used to be against everything that they are and have been turning a blind eye to.

After reading the diary on Markos being an ass again, I'm totally flabbergasted by people I once had a lot in common with. I don't recognize them anymore.

This reminds me of the Stanford experiment. This is just nuts.
Oh well, I'm quite happy being labeled (whatever) because I'm in good company here.

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There were problems with running a campaign of Joy while committing a genocide? Who could have guessed?

@snoopydawg Of course, our Democratic betters leaders, many of whom are still riding high in the party, have a rather "complicated" history with Bush's various war adventures, which were based on government lies. They were for it before they were against it, or so they say, at least when the cameras are on and they're getting pressure to say so. I have a real hunch had Bush been a D or if 2001 was now, we might have seen less, if any, resistance from elected Democrats.

The thing that is really unfortunate is it seems like the lesson too many of the rank and file took from those years wasn't that we have a MIC that is more than willing to lie us into war, if they want it. The lesson learned was partisanship at all cost. Too many can totally ignore that these are the exact same people who lied about Saddam and everything else because now they're making life difficult for Trump. Meanwhile, the government agencies involved are continuing to get what they want, just like in the Bush years. The world is becoming less safe and the rich are getting richer. It's dangerous to put trust in these people and it's depressing to watch such a simple game of playing both sides against the middle work so well.

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Idolizing a politician is like believing the stripper really likes you.

@snoopydawg has :
1- Historical precedent
2- A well defined and accepted meaning
Apparently any word that upsets them does not exist, so there.
We live in Orwellian/Huxleyan times.

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@LaFeminista
They gladly accept the moniker of being centrist. Good lord! Why would they accept that word? Because that was how they could continue to support Obama and his policies as well as vote for Hillary this time around.
The fact that they threw away Bernie and his ideas so readily had to because of worshipping Obama.
Bernie was running on everything that the democrats once stood for and is still trying to change the party from the inside to make it better for us, but the Herheinous bots say that he is the one who is bringing the DP down. Go figure.

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There were problems with running a campaign of Joy while committing a genocide? Who could have guessed?

@LaFeminista

Self-righteous neocons.

Who took military action in more countries, Bush or Obama?

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@snoopydawg where neo liberals shock doctrine you to death.

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@Song of the lark Yeah, but why are we the "patient" in the chair, and why are the shocks real?

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"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha

"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver

@Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal

two zoo pandas are having a philosophical discussion -

"If it's no crime to be a panda as you say, then why are we in jail?"

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Wink's picture

just not feeling the McReistance. Maybe becuz the McDNC is pushing it.

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Two thumbs up from BC

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A lot of wanderers in the U.S. political desert recognize that all the duopoly has to offer is a choice of mirages. Come, let us trudge towards empty expanse of sand #1, littered with the bleached bones of Deaniacs and Hope and Changers.
-- lotlizard

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@HenryAWallace +500

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"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha

"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver

my natural hair colour, so I'm avoiding then like the plague.

Seriously people red and yellow, how about green or black.

Wink

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@LaFeminista
http://www.bourncreative.com/meaning-of-the-color-yellow/

The color yellow is a spontaneous and unstable color. It is often associated with food and is highly used in children’s products and marketing advertisements aimed at children. Perceived as a childish color by men, yellow is not a color that should be used when marketing products to prestigious or wealthy men.

Huh, so the resistance is a bunch of children? But wait there's more:

If yellow is overused, it can have a disturbing effect. For example, it is a proven fact that babies cry more in rooms painted yellow. Too much yellow causes loss of focus and makes it hard to complete a task. Too much yellow also can cause people to become critical and demanding.

That made me LOL, thanks.

peace

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@eyo @eyo Yellow is my favorite color. Sunflowers. Yellow roses. 'Graham Thomas', the rose, in full bloom in all its' 8'-10' glory is a sight you will never forget.

The color of halos, hope and sunshine.

I didn't know the McResistance was using it. I would have thought they would go for sophisticated, urbanite basic black.

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Mary Bennett

@eyo Hah! I'd read repeatedly that people who like yellow are balanced and happy, or some such thing and figured I was weird for not much liking yellow. Must have been more propaganda from those aniline dye people, hoping to pick up sales and population disease rates with a spandy yellow dye... s/

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Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.

A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.

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And Mr. Trump is not getting good reviews from the war profiteers:

http://nationalinterest.org/feature/trumps-defense-budget-wont-yield-ser...

8. Leaving over two-thirds of the federal budget largely untouched to pay for defense and other security-related increases is just more of the same from a president who promised bold action. Kicking the budget can further down the road is what Congress does best. Now President Trump can be officially labeled a “politician” for dodging the hard choices in fiscal policy that are required today. They will only worsen as time goes on.

Placed in context, President Trump’s defense increase is looking smaller by the hour. Most of the money will go to plugging readiness gaps, but that will lead to an imbalanced force. If today’s modernization is tomorrow’s readiness, Trump will need to spend much more than the $54 billion in this plan to both restore readiness and recapitalize the services fleets and inventories. And he’ll need to find a way to pay for it that has bipartisan support. Otherwise, $54 billion will be zero for defense.

Mackenzie Eaglen is a resident fellow at the AEI Marilyn Ware Center for Security Studies. She worked previously in the House, Senate, Office of the Secretary of Defense, and the Joint Staff.

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A truth of the nuclear age/climate change: we can no longer have endless war and survive on this planet. Oh sh*t.

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Because it's guaranteed to piss off anybody who takes themselves too damn seriously. Smile

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I do not pretend I know what I do not know.

@detroitmechworks

Ramen!

(May you be touched by FSM's dangling appendage as you're presented with a mug of hallowed beer direct from the Sacred Beer Volcano for posting that!)

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Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.

A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.

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@detroitmechworks Yar.

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"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha

"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver

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Sometime circa late July, as the hundreds of thousands of de facto vassals that cater to the needs of New York City’s simulated aristocracy were navigating the sweltering hell that subway system has recently become, approximately one hundred miles to the east, deep in the heart of Resistance territory, where villas rent for up to a million a month, members of the notorious Bridgehampton Cell of the Neoliberal Liberation Army were gathered in one of their luxury safehouses, vetting the latest leading candidate for the coveted position of “resistance leader.”

California Senator Kamala Harris, multimillionaire woman of the people, and friend of rapacious banks like OneWest, must have impressed the Bridgehampton Cell, because their comrades in corporate-owned media immediately launched a propaganda campaign to get the word out to the American people (who’ve been suffering under occupation for going on the last seven months) that the Senator and her affluent backers represent their last best hope of overthrowing the Trumpian Reich and saving the world from the Putin-Nazis.

For those unfamiliar with the Putin-Nazis, it’s an official term I recently made up to describe, not just the Russian Federation, and Vladimir Putin and his inner circle, but also the maleficent global alliance of Russian hackers, Russian propagandists, Russian diplomats, Russian businesspersons, persons married to Russian persons, persons with Russian-sounding names, neo-Nazis, alt-right geeks, Goldman Sachs guys, Sandernistas, Corbynistas, former coal miners, hillbilly oxycodone addicts, socialists, anarchists, Black Lives Matterists, the ghost of George Carlin, the ACLU, and anyone who has ever retweeted Wikileaks or didn’t vote for Hillary Clinton.

As I’m sure you’ll recall, the Putin-Nazis originally materialized out of thin air around the time that Clinton was managing to lose the US presidential election to a repulsive, jabbering, narcissistic clown with absolutely no political experience, who the mainstream media had been assuring the world for months was the Second Coming of Hitler. Given that it was virtually impossible for Clinton to lose to such a noxious buffoon, the only rational explanation was that the Russians had somehow “hacked” the election, or “interfered with,” or “influenced” the election. They had done this by getting their hands on a batch of internal Democratic Party emails, passing them on to Putin-Nazi Propaganda Minister Julian Assange, who published them on the Internet, where they were read by former Obama-voters, who were so completely shocked by their contents that they decided not to vote for Clinton, as they had obviously been intending to do, until their minds got “interfered with.”

More: The De-Putin-Nazification of America by CJ HOPKINS

Elect a clown, expect a circus.

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"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable." - JFK | "The more I see of the moneyed peoples, the more I understand the guillotine." - G. B. Shaw Bernie/Tulsi 2020

@ZimInSeattle found it an excellent article, but could someone please explain what is a 'Bridgehampton Cell'?

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@Nastarana
Thanks for excerpting and linking to it.

"Bridgehampton cell" is referring to the area of Eastern Long Island that includes the Hamptons, where all the Wall St scumbags, other financial criminals and oligarchs spend their summer galavanting in ostentatious villas and private beaches, after they're helicoptered in from the City.

I do take exception with this though:

Forget about the fact that the number of actual fascists in America is ridiculously small, and that odds of some sort of fascist takeover of the US government are infinitesimal.

In my opinion there's been a corporate coup d'etat, what Sheldon Woolin called Inverted Totalitarianism. It's the complete takeover of life, government and society by monopolistic corporations and Wall St who use their concentrated power to render democracy obsolete. Throw in militarism and nationalism and essentially you're at fascism, which is where I'd argue we've been for some time. It may be a benign form but it's got all the hallmarks of it in place.

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"If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph:

THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED
FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD
WAS MUSIC"

- Kurt Vonnegut

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@Mark from Queens to all out fascism in this country. "Fascism is the result of the failure of the left to provide an alternative" - Trotsky

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"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable." - JFK | "The more I see of the moneyed peoples, the more I understand the guillotine." - G. B. Shaw Bernie/Tulsi 2020

Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal's picture

@ZimInSeattle Been trying, Leon, ol' chum. Kudos on the Russian Revolution and you were really brave and all that, but you've never faced what I'm facing. On several levels.

When you revolted, there weren't nuclear bombs, weaponized microwave, drones, and omnipresent surveillance. Nor was there a media apparatus like the one we have at present.

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"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha

"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver

@Mark from Queens

...Throw in militarism and nationalism and essentially you're at fascism, which is where I'd argue we've been for some time. It may be a benign form but it's got all the hallmarks of it in place. ...

An awful lot of people in America and other countries would venture to differ with you on this being some benign form... even if the prospect of global destruction wasn't considered.

The last time this happened, a number of Germans had no idea of what exactly Hitler had been doing until after-the-fact either, because they hadn't yet become one of the target groups and the propaganda was... active, while others pushed what they knew aside to get on with their lives or felt it was justified because... propaganda...

And the internet's down again... will this be another double-post, I wonder?

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Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.

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@Mark from Queens He's confusing "fascist" with "Nazi." A very common mistake.

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"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha

"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver

@Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal @Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal

Well, up until now, the Nazi's were (edit: as far as I can currently recall, so not very far???) the first (edit: modern) fascists to try global military conquest so they are most commonly used example... the problem is, of course, that for some reason, any divergence from identical actions to those of the Nazis apparently convinces some that the Nazi's were a one-off...

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@Ellen North I used to go with Benito Mussolini's statement that fascism was more properly called corporatism. But I discovered recently that he may not have said that, and in amongst all the libertarians jumping up and down in excitement because they debunked something lefty, it's difficult to find out who did.

But here's a quotation:
The Labour Charter of 1927, promulgated by the Grand Council of Fascism, stated in article 7:
"The corporative State considers private initiative, in the field of production, as the most efficient and useful instrument of the Nation," then goes on to say in article 9 that: "State intervention in economic production may take place only where private initiative is lacking or is insufficient, or when are at stakes the political interest of the State. This intervention may take the form of control, encouragement or direct management."

So in other words, in modern terms, laissez-faire is the name of the game unless the CIA needs something, in which case all bets are off.

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"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha

"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver

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@ZimInSeattle

Loved it! I read it outloud to my wife as we drive across 'murica from central TX to Santa Fe, NM.

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A truth of the nuclear age/climate change: we can no longer have endless war and survive on this planet. Oh sh*t.

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@ZimInSeattle
that describes what has infected the recently sane people everywhere who has bought into this stupid narrative.
This includes members of my family who at one time saw the world the same as I did.
Sigh.

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There were problems with running a campaign of Joy while committing a genocide? Who could have guessed?

@ZimInSeattle Love that

Kamala Harris as the new Cinque. Please tell me Tanya was in attendance at the meeting!

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@orestes fought with Che. And killed of course by our deep state. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamara_Bunke

Not that fakey deluded rich girl.

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@ZimInSeattle
Hillbots and HillFans call those that were "duped" by Russian bots who tricked them into believing Hillary was a criminal, leaving a trail of death wherever she goes. Those that didn't vote for Her Highness were duped, and hense, dupes. Anyone with any political savvy would obviously have voted for Her. You didn't? You're obviously a dupe.

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Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal's picture

@Wink Uh...I guess Hillary's speechwriter is a Russian agent.

Here's what she had to say last year about Russia, China, cybercrime, war, and nuclear weapons:
(start at 4:28)

So, I think that nuclear war with Russia or China would pretty much leave a trail of death everywhere.

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"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha

"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver

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(Oh yeah, happy birthday day Social Security !)

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A truth of the nuclear age/climate change: we can no longer have endless war and survive on this planet. Oh sh*t.

a lady who was part of the audience of a Tim Black broadcast:

"Unity my ass!"

Whomever she may be, I Am With Her!!

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Mary Bennett

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@Nastarana
Gotta love it!

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the little things you can do are more valuable than the giant things you can't! - @thanatokephaloides. On Twitter @wink1radio. (-2.1) All about building progressive media.

if we're able to laugh then, will be watching how the Partybots will try to spin things after the soon-to-be economic crash. How will they make it that economic justice still doesn't matter?

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Orwell: Where's the omelette?

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@jim p

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A truth of the nuclear age/climate change: we can no longer have endless war and survive on this planet. Oh sh*t.

@divineorder

There's no economic justice without racial, reproductive, environmental justice

You can have racial, reproductive, environmental justice without having economic justice, so why not the other way around?
For instance, theoretically you can make sure that no one is discriminated based on race, while still having horrible wealth inequality. All you need to do is diversify your upper class.
So I don't see why you can't have economic justice without the other stuff.

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@gjohnsit to Jim P as an example of answer to his question 'How will they make it that economic justice still doesn't matter?'

The one funny thing

if we're able to laugh then, will be watching how the Partybots will try to spin things after the soon-to-be economic crash. How will they make it that economic justice still doesn't matter?

@gjohnsit I found this example as might be the type of thing we could be seeing.

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@gjohnsit Not exactly, but sorta.

Here's how I think it goes:

Capitalism requires an underclass. It prefers its underclass divided. Racism was a convenient way to create this underclass at the beginnings of colonial capitalism, and has remained so, especially because it provides, in addition to a group of throwaway workers you can do anything to, for an endless source of division within its underclass. Also, capitalism requires the ability to pollute anywhere and everywhere it wants to.

Therefore racism and pollution are necessary to capitalism. Economic justice requires the abolition of capitalism. Therefore, if you achieve economic justice, you will remove the necessity of racism and pollution to maintaining the status quo. In other words, a great opportunity for racial and environmental justice would open up.

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"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha

"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver

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[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D643M6y_rjk width:400 height:240]

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We wanted decent healthcare, a living wage and free college.
The Democrats gave us Biden and war instead.

Song of the lark's picture

Lighting bolts next each other. Should be able to blend in and look cool. ... A yellow and white hat Jesus a pussy hat and MAGA hat looks "better deal" than that.

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Sharing to twitter!

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With my pink vagina virtue-signalling hat, intact (if hastily reconstructed) hymen billowing in the breeze, wondering why the Special Sauce of the McResistance looks, smells and tastes like bullshit and being very glad that I didn't step in it...

Even gladder for the giggles, though - thanks for another fabulous essay.

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Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.

A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.