This is not shark snark! The real sign that the Mad-bomber is politically washed-up. You may remember when Jeb! made a commercial after dropping out of the 2016 primary. Walter Mondale made a commercial after losing. What happened to these two fellows? They dropped out of sight very soon after. Well, now Hillary has jumped the shark.

The shark wasn't too hard to jump--it was beached after all. But here is the ideal theme for the ad campaign:

Duties
A shoe salesperson greets customers and asks if they need assistance. Merchandise recommendations are made based on what the customer is looking for. A shoe salesperson highlights the features of each pair of shoes displayed that interest the customer. He then answers questions, demonstrates the differences between brands, and gives customers his opinions on fit, style and appearance. In most retail establishments, a shoe salesperson handles customer checkout, collecting payment and entering purchases into the store’s register. He informs customers of current sales and store promotions and policies, such as returns and exchanges.

Skills
Shoe salespeople need to be customer oriented, helpful and friendly. They must be responsive to customer needs and knowledgeable about their product lines. An outgoing personality is vital, as the job involves constant contact with customers. Good communication skills allow a shoe salesperson to explain information such as brand differences and trends. A good shoe salesperson is persuasive and persistent, without being pushy. Optimistic self-motivators do well in this profession, as a shoe salesperson must approach each sale with enthusiasm and vigor.

How would Medusa rank as a shoe sales person (SSP)? Let's go down the above list:

1. A shoe salesperson greets customers and asks if they need assistance.
HRC tells people what she wants

2. Merchandise recommendations are made based on what the customer is looking for.
HRC doesn't give a crap about what you are looking for

3. A shoe salesperson highlights the features of each pair of shoes displayed that interest the customer.
HRC features the things that will bring the most money for her

4. He then answers questions, demonstrates the differences between brands, and gives customers his opinions on fit, style and appearance.
HRC has two answers: "Russians", "I'm not Trump"

5. In most retail establishments, a shoe salesperson handles customer checkout, collecting payment and entering purchases into the store’s register.
HRC collects payments but puts them in her pocket

6. She informs customers of current sales and store promotions and policies, such as returns and exchanges.
HRC: "You'll take what I give you and like it". No exchanges at any time because "I am perfect".

7. Shoe salespeople need to be customer oriented, helpful and friendly.
HRC is oriented to her customers (banks, Pharma, Oil etc.) She is friendly with George Soros, Henry Kissinger, and Dubya.

8. They must be responsive to customer needs and knowledgeable about their product lines.
HRC--see answer number 4.

9. Good communication skills allow a shoe salesperson to explain information such as brand differences and trends.
HRC communication--see answer number 6
HRC--favorite topic of conversation is "Me, myself, I, and Mine".

10. A good shoe salesperson is persuasive and persistent, without being pushy.
HRC scores well on persistence; the other two not so much

11. Optimistic self-motivators do well in this profession, as a shoe salesperson must approach each sale with enthusiasm and vigor.
Enthusiasm, yes! Vigor--able to "work" 1 day per week.