Putin takes over the U.S. Senate
Russian President Vladimir Putin is the most powerful man in the world.
How do I know that? CNN said so.
Not only that, Vladimir Putin has a plan for destroying the West—and that plan looks a lot like Donald Trump.
Are you terrified yet?
Are you pissing your pants while cowering in your closet, crying for your mommy?
Good. Because Putin has taken over another branch of our government - the Senate.
Sen. John McCain of Arizona attacked fellow Republican Sen. Rand Paul of Kentucky on Wednesday, accusing him of doing the bidding of Russian President Vladimir Putin.
We may as well surrender now. Nothing can stop Putin.
At this rate next month he'll control every level of government in America, right down to city dog catcher.
I'd be working for Putin already if I knew how to sign up? Does anyone know how to sign up?