We didn't mean it; it was an accident; and we won't do it again

More than 180,000 people have been evacuated from their homes in California after an emergency was declared at Oroville Dam, the tallest dam in the United States.

Of course, local Republicans know exactly who to blame: transgender people.

--Nick Duffy, PinkNews

Oroville Dam: Dept. Water Resources ignored warnings 12 years ago – they did not want to incur the extra costs.

Instead, CA Gov. Brown and legislative Democrats have prioritized illegal aliens, inmate sex change operations, building homes for the homeless, transgender bathrooms, Eric Holder’s consulting services, and Climate change awareness, as our infrastructure is crumbling.

--Katy Grimes, Breitbart

UCI Republicans head Ariana Rowlands, also a writer at Breitbart, joined her in blaming “spending on inmate sex change operations and transgender bathrooms.”

It is unclear how much money has been diverted from Water Resources to be spent on “transgender bathrooms”, but we’re willing to bet it’s a big fat $0.

--Duffy

Transgender people are helpfully relieving homosexuals of their long-standing role in being the cause of natural disasters.

Loyal readers will be aware that the homosexual agenda has been responsible for several floods and earthquakes in the past, most notably when all the gays getting married in England caused flooding in 2014, as UKIP’s David Silvester helpfully highlighted.

The proliferation of the gay agenda also led to retribution in Texas, where God unleashed floods after the city of Houston dared to elect a lesbian mayor.

Meanwhile, the Earth’s convulsion under the weight of human sin last year led to earthquakes in New Zealand.

--Duffy

The land actually speaks to God. Out of the soil … Abel’s blood spoke to God from a murder. The earth can speak. Leviticus says that the earth convulses under the weight of certain human sin.

It spews itself up after a while – that’s natural disasters. Because nature was never created to carry the bondage of our iniquity.

--Brian Tamaki, Destiny Church

God does not send punishment on people in that kind of a way.

If that was the case, if you followed that to its logical conclusion, a baby dying of cancer would be somehow sinful, and that’s ridiculous. It’s just completely illogical.

--Rev. Helen Jacobi

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enhydra lutris's picture

keep sawing at that one string fiddle, it is, after all, all they have.

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That, in its essence, is fascism--ownership of government by an individual, by a group, or by any other controlling private power. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt --

CB's picture

will truly believe this crap.

But Occam's razor points to the real problem - government stupidity in failing to respond and prioritize infrastructure deficiencies in the last 2-3 decades due to lack of funding.

Maybe now the government will reduce defense offense spending for war and spend it on needed repair? Nah. This kind of spending only benefits the proles.

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@CB My state representative, Ed Orcutt, ranking minority member of Washington's transportation committee, in response to a petition asking for more infrastructure spending following the collapse of the I-5 bridge north of Seattle, sent an email out saying that, "11 out of 12 sections of the bridge were still standing."

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boriscleto's picture

Jerry Brown was doing all that while Arnold Schwarzenegger was Governor?

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" In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry, and is generally considered to have been a bad move. -- Douglas Adams, The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy "

Strife Delivery's picture

Breitbart lady includes building homes for the homeless as a "bad thing"?

Yikes.

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snoopydawg's picture

"I thank gawd for saving my house" while standing in a neighborhood that has been wiped out from tornadoes, flooding or any other natural disaster?
Did gawd destroy those other people's houses because they weren't religious enough?
After Katrina hit the 9th quarter Falwell said that the flooding was because of the LGBT parade that was to happen in the French quarter. It gawd was upset about the parade then why wasn't the French quarter the area wiped out? What did those poor people in the 9th have anything to do with the parade? Or is gawd's aim that bad? Smile

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Was Humpty Dumpty pushed?

a priest and his caddy are out golfing, and every bad shot the priest says "God damn it I missed!." (rumble rumble) finally there is a huge thunderclap and the caddy is killed by lightning.
And there is a thunderous voice from the sky, "Damn it I missed!"

Sadly, if you peel away the religious bullshit there is a truth - for fifty or sixty years every government has been neglecting basic infrastructure maintenance. Why? Corruption.
I recommend a reverse rapture - all the corrupt and intolerant descend into Hell, and leave Earth for the rest of us.

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On to Biden since 1973

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@doh1304 that could be a reply to my comment

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Was Humpty Dumpty pushed?

The stupid . . . so bad . . . it hurts.

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PS - The sad thing is that the chair of the Calif water board, Felicia Marcus, is almost as bad. Just before all this came down, she expressed misgivings about a program to assist poor people who have been hit by escalating water bills, saying, "Who's gonna pay for it?" With DLC types like her, why do we even need the GOP?

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@Jamawani @Jamawani he talked about worker's comp reform and said that if people who are hurt at their jobs that they should be able to get treatment for it and promised that if he was elected he would protect workers and hold the insurance companies accountable?
I was in the middle of my case and because my insurance company had broken so many rules I was going to get over $70,000 in penalties from them.
And what did Arnold do? Yep, every reform went to the insurance companies and I got screwed out of the money.
Now anyone who gets hurt on their job is much worse off because of him.
I kept trying to tell people not to vote for him because he was Pete Wilson all over. But people only saw the Terminator. And that's what they got.
Davis was set up by Enron and Bush.
I moved out shortly after he was elected.
He did so much damage to poor people and the social programs.

Oops, this was meant for HW, not you.

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Was Humpty Dumpty pushed?

are at least equally at fault for the past twelve years. I think Brown took over in 2011. People have a right to be furious--at Schwartzenegger and Brown.

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Cassiodorus's picture

but maybe Trump carried Oroville.

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