All it took was one popularity poll and suddenly everyone wants to get to know Deez Nuts.

Deez Nuts are already picking up endorsements from such people as business magnate Russell Simmons (“Ask not what deez nuts [sic] can do for you, instead ask yourself what you can do for deez nuts [sic].”), 49ers Torrey Smith, and Jimmy McMillan(The Rent Is Too Damn High Party).

“Deez Nuts would be great because the children need to get involved. They need to tell these other candidates, these old men who are taking the country down the hell hole, that something needs to change. The youths are hurting — they can’t get jobs, they can’t buy a home — and these old people are doing nothing for them.”

However, you know you have arrived when everyone wants to be you.

I don't know what sort of fiscal policies Limberbutt McCubbins has in mind, but I'm sure that he/she would make an interesting running mate. Tyrion Lannister has the experience at ruling.
However, Warren G appears to be the leading vice presidential candidate.

I'm less incline to support Buddy The Cat (Democrat), Crawfish Crawfish (other), and Bailey D Dog (independent).

Nevertheless, the FEC is being swamped by fake filings.

One former FEC chair told CBS News no one at the federal level is verifying the information written on these forms, or even whether candidates are eligible to run for president -- which enabled someone to file a fake registration under the name Joe Biden over the weekend.

Joe Biden?!? Now there's a fake name if I've ever heard one.

Think you've heard the last of Deez Nuts? Think again. The experts are declaring Deez Nuts to be "the most successful independent candidate for president in two decades."

In my opinion, Deez Nutz has already made a huge mistake, by endorsing Bernie Sanders so early, instead of holding out for a cabinet position.