Overnight Caption Contest XIII

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riverlover's picture

Only their hairdressers know for sure.

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Hey! my dear friends or soon-to-be's, JtC could use the donations to keep this site functioning for those of us who can still see the life preserver or flotsam in the water.

Not Henry Kissinger's picture

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I think Don's the one with the wig.

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jwa13's picture

-- The $hill.

for reference -- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shill

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When Cicero had finished speaking, the people said “How well he spoke”.
When Demosthenes had finished speaking, the people said “Let us march”.

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Works for me.

(BTW: you do know that's not a pic of Hillary, don't you?)

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Socialprogressive's picture

the first word that comes to my mind is whore.

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I woke up this morning determined to drink less, eat right, and exercise.
But that was four hours ago when I was younger and full of hope.

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Can I just say that I loathe Boris Johnson.

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Gëzuar!!
from a reasonably stable genius.

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When Cicero had finished speaking, the people said “How well he spoke”.
When Demosthenes had finished speaking, the people said “Let us march”.

Amanda Matthews's picture

popped into my head, But my Boris is more likable.

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I'm tired of this back-slapping "Isn't humanity neat?" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes, okay? That's all we are. - Bill Hicks

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry. - Frank Zappa

Not Henry Kissinger's picture

Very cool.

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It's, it's, it's an immigrant!!!!!

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[h/t Not Henry Kissinger]
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The political system is what it is because the People are who they are. — Plato
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A common error apparently.

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Physicist Auguste Piccard was born on this day in Switzerland, January 28, 1884. He explored the upper stratosphere of the Earth in balloons of his own design, with airtight, pressurized cabins. In 1932, he ascended as high as 17,008 metres (55,800 feet)! Later, he used a similar cabin design to explore the depths of the oceans.

Obviously, that's Captain Jean-Luc Piccard's great, great, great, great grandfather, no?

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typo! That went over like a led baloon.

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which one is the gasbag balloon?

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Not Henry Kissinger's picture

oh wait...

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thanatokephaloides's picture

Or Tesla coils!

Wink

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"US govt/military = bad. Russian govt/military = bad. Any politician wanting power = bad. Anyone wielding power = bad." --Shahryar

"All power corrupts absolutely!" -- thanatokephaloides

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"I've got another Golden Ticket!"

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