yo bbb, so obama seyz to me, he seyz...

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"Hi, I'm President Obama. Hillary Clinton and I have been through thick and thin together. From her sending emails to Sid Blumenthal behind my back, to her pushing me in a conflict I never intended to get into in Libya. She's smart, savvy, tough ... why, just the other day she ordered me to not release those confounded TPP emails which would have exposed what a pro-corporatist NeoLiberal she really is. Now she and I have had our differences. And no one dodges the truth like Hillary. I want to congratulate her on making history, no other candidate for President has ever been under two federal investigations while running for office. But God love her, nothing will stand in the way of her stealing this election outright, from rigging the primaries to buying out every damn Super Delegate that ever lived. Did you catch those late Sunday night debates? I didn't either. And the Hillary Victory Fund? Now she gets to keep all that money for herself. Fuck the down ballot candidates. Did you know she called the Associated Press herself and TOLD THEM she'd already won this thing? Now that takes balls. That's why I've decided to hold my nose and endorse Hillary Clinton. As the first black president to endorse the first woman president, she and I will look high and low to find the first LGBT person to run in 2024 to complete the "progressive by appearances only" trifecta. Yes, indeed, People, I'm with her."

yup, just wanted to send a warm hello to bbb,
from a queens boy, #represent ~

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ArthurPoet's picture

Hillary_will_flip_on_any_issue
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enhydra lutris's picture

dlesn't hang here.

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That, in its essence, is fascism--ownership of government by an individual, by a group, or by any other controlling private power. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt --

snoopydawg's picture

And report back on what is being written here. It's childish I know.
The insults are hilarious and a few have said they would join up.
They also monitor kfs and other sites that people have created after they either left or were banned.
Bunch of whinyassed sore winners..

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Sandino's picture

it's a job.

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Anja Geitz's picture

How pathetic

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lunachickie's picture

there's some frost clingin' to some of those endorsement words yesterday, IMO...

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ArthurPoet's picture

hmmm.... methinks a little double-entendre is in order ~
obama-flint-WATER

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lunachickie's picture

kinda!

Drinks

(no, really, I fixed this, about a half-hour ago)

Drinks

Man, this week!

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Bollox Ref's picture

(formerly known as TOP)

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Gëzuar!!
from a reasonably stable genius.

ArthurPoet's picture

...at DailyKos, they would get
summarily banned by kos himself,

BAN-HAMMER THOUGHT-POLICE!!!!!

so i seriously doubt it,
but i honestly wouldn't know,
i was banned from DK
about a year ago, you?

actually, just so you know
my history with that place,
so ya know who you're talkin' to,

the first time i was banned
was five years ago,

and bein' a veteran of the
2008 Clinton-Obama flame wars,
i have a unique fuckin' perspective
on the current turn of events,
and the nature of that site
and it's owner,

do you still post over there
in HillBot Central, hmmm....?

speaking of kos,
here's a special shout out
to the man himself...
DailyKosMarkos3

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Bollox Ref's picture

do you still post over there
in HillBot Central, hmmm....?

Haven't been there for some three months.

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Gëzuar!!
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ArthurPoet's picture

i sort of got confused and was
sort of commenting to you
and to the commenter below,

didn't mean to be so snarky,

you wrote:

Was this posted over on the Cackle Channel?

I just assumed you must still
frequent DailyKos if you had
seen this posted there,
which your comment sort of suggests,
but upon second read,
is not necessarily the case,

peace, brother,

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Gëzuar!!
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Big Al's picture

Let's leave that shit over there.

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ArthurPoet's picture

...fucking censored silenced FUCKING BANNED, and so let me get this straight, now you want to CENSOR ME HERE ON c99 TOO????

WTF????

funny,
cuz the only folks who
would consider snark
about $hillary
to be "shit"
are HillBots,

makes ya wonder, huh?

hmmm....

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Big Al's picture

Bullshit. I'm suggesting you leave Daily Kos over at Daily Kos. It has nothing to do with this blog. And this BBB character is irrelevant.
Makes me wonder what the fuck your deal is.

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Pluto's Republic's picture

Just about every single person here, has done the same over the past several months.

What I focus on when I read this is my continuing wonder that so many people have been so damaged in such peculiar ways. From my point of view, c99 is still engaged in healing and the site's Founders are still engaged in triage.

A lifetime of political belief and commitment has been dislocated. Some psyches are quite shaken. Meanwhile, Democratic Operatives are flooding the media with assurances. They say things will settle down and soon everyone will reunite behind Hillary and the Party. Within the next two weeks.

A complete disconnect! At c99,we see the opposite. Folks are increasingly making Hillary's defeat their first priority, no matter what the outcome.

It's all in flux. So, say what you need to bring you to a comfortable place. Like I said, most folks here have been there.

I'm not a moderator. But that was my experience.

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Big Al's picture

Have at it pluto.

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We have a lot of refugees from dailykos. People are free to talk about the place. Some need to talk about it more than others. However, we do not want to follow in the footsteps of other blogs that OD on bashing dkos. We are not an anti-dkos blog. The hope is that we will all eventually move along and leave dailykos to its declining numbers and misery. There is more in the meta diaries in welcome new users top left hand corner.

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enhydra lutris's picture

Shit flinging may be cathartic , but we aspire to rise above that.

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That, in its essence, is fascism--ownership of government by an individual, by a group, or by any other controlling private power. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt --

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just called for unity, and I cancelled my monthly contribution to her campaign.
I can't even imagine why I clicked there, but am glad I did.

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lunachickie's picture

Yikes...

Crazy

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"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich."--Napoleon

You can't call yourself a Berniecrat, then fall in line behind Hillary. This is why liberals have no faith in the "progressive" Democrats. When push comes to shove, they always fold.

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We'll have to be polite if she does, even if we think that abject terror of the Trumposaurus ate her brains.

This is why there is nothing more impractical than "pragmatic" politics - because supporting the opposite of what you really want WILL NEVER GET YOU WHAT YOU REALLY WANT.

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There is no justice. There can be no peace.

mimi's picture

I remember once having gotten into a little exchange with her about me saying that her views are a little bit too close to (I paraphraze, because it's a long time ago and I can't for my life search for that with the dkos search engine) a pro-corporate, capitalistic world view. She just put me down as silly. This is a long time ago. So, no surprise here either. She didn't fold, she just didn't know at first how to react to the fact that so many seem to be supportive of Sanders. She just needed to save the "jobs" in her district for keeping her folks to vote for her and therefore supported the corporations around there in her neighbohood (forgot which corporation it was) without any hesitation.

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I think credit cards let you stop payment on fraudulent transactions...

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"Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change." Stephen Hawking

NEW: http://www.twitter.com/trueblueinwdc

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Solidarity forever

Ravensword's picture

Identity politics are really popular these days.

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SkyDancer's picture

"Satire is fascinating stuff. It is deadly serious, and when politics begin to breakdown, there is a drift towards satire, because it is the only thing that makes any sense."

Ben Nicholson

who is the original author?

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SkyDancer's picture

It is the mark of an honorable man to recognize whose words cast the truth out of the shadow... This wonderful piece of satire was written by Michael Arturo... and it is his to be proud of and here I recognize him for the wonder of his words.

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Deja's picture

Thanks for giving credit where credit was due.

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