There is a terrible birth defect, and it is known as encephalocele, and it denotes a person who is born with their brain entirely outside their head.

This defect was once very rare. But it is now Known and in fact Glaringly Apparent that virtually everyone involved in the current public discourse suffers from this malady. And that the intertubes is a veritable fucking game preserve for encephaloceliacs. No one else, really, need apply.