In the tubes this morning is a story about “Jewitches”—women who know they are both Jewish, and witches. “The kinds of witchcraft that I practice draw on my training in Jewish ritual,” says one. Well. Yeah.

This follows a recent story with the headline: “Why Are Women Becoming Witches?”

I laughed out loud at that one. “Because they already are!” I said. “It’s just a question of whether they recognize it.”

All women are witches. This is Known. When once men got control of the words, and the stories, witches started getting portrayed as Bad. But that is just shit made up. Witches—that is, women—are actually Good. Unless you are bad to them. Then, there might be a Problem.