My Republican Girlfriend
Submitted by edg on Thu, 04/21/2016 - 2:35pmWhen I was 8 years old, the girl next door owned a pink 3-speed Schwinn bicycle. Since my family was poor and I had no bicycle at all, I fell in love. We would pedal around the neighborhood with her perched on the handlebars and me joyfully switching gears while making race car motor sounds. It was heaven.