(To The Tune of "Springtime For Hitler" By Mel Brooks)

CHORUS: (Needs to be incredibly ethnically diverse, but all wearing Identical Costumes.)

USA was having trouble
What a sad, sad branding
Needed the right leader to restore
Its global standing
Where, oh, where was she?
Where could that strongindependentwomanwhototallymadeonherown be?
We looked around and then we found
The gal for you and me

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