A mostly pictorial essay, sparing you readers thousands of words.

The Storm is here, gentles. It's not just raining, it's pouring. The barely visible deluge is upon us--well, not us, exactly. It's on the corruptocrats, whether wearing blue or red or business black. Some wear matching facemasks and dresses (not naming names here, got it?)

Some of them are being slowly boiled and they turn green.

What" Really? This Obamagate is a hoax. BHO, the greatest President we've ever had. Gosh darn it. Just examine the word itself. You can see this concept is pure Trumpian propaganda.

Look: I'll show you

ObaMAGAte

See. Just like I told you. Nothing to this. The MSM would never lie. No, not Rachel Madcow. Not Chris Hayes. Not Joe the Schmoe and Mika Mouse. No. Never. I believe in the Gospel as preached by CNN. Don Le-moan. He da man.