Since the Idiocy War began on February 28, it has been an article of faith among the majority of anti-Trump voices that Netanyahu and zionist billionaires were bossing Trump into making war on Iran. I have no opinion on the question of whether Trump is cognizant of who is pulling his strings. Trump is responsible for this war because he proudly claims it. But he IS nutso, and his subjective opinion is not worth much no matter how you slice it.

Today's Beastiable is Presidential candidate Mike Houndabee. He has said a lot of narrow-minded things, but what he has said about marriage equality was beastly enough that he has earned his turn as one of Les Beastiables. Which I summarize thusly:

NOTE FOR NEW READERS: This series features a new Les Beastiables cartoon every Friday afternoon/evening here at caucus99percent. We indulge in a little Franglish because the French are tres classy. But I digresse.

For a short course in serious information, please join me below the break. As always, you'll be able to "cleanse your palate" with a cute photo before you leave.