The true history of the War on Christmas
Submitted by gjohnsit on Mon, 12/12/2016 - 9:24pmSome of you may be confused about what is involved in waging war on Christmas.
I'm going to try and clear up this confusion.
#1) Waging war and killing people on Christmas Day is a good thing.
For example, Washington crossing the Deleware on Christmas night in order to slaughter drunk mercenaries is a legendary example of the Christmas spirit in America.