Greetings, non-sports fans! I care not at all about competition and exerting oneself. That's not fun, especially in the heat of summer! So let's grab an icy cold drink and do the opposite of Olympics.

But first, The Recommendations:

Greetings, Critter Lovers! Isn't it a relief that all conventions are now over? Since it's also the first day of August, summer is on its way out, which is also a relief. Now I thought I'd offer some Beach Relief!

But first, The Recommendations: