Ripped from the headlines.

U.S. Bishops Had a Plan to Curb Sex Abuse. Rome Ordered Them to Wait.

Remember the little girl 'spontaneously' running up to Her Hillaryness as she came out of Chelsea's apartment building?

Wasn't that just too cute?

Well, yes it was.

6 year old was Chelsea's neighbour

Six-year-old Irene Reismann lives next door to Chelsea Clinton and her husband, Marc Mezvinsky, in Manhattan.

Just sit right back
And you'll hear a tale
A tale of a creepy dick,
who fondled kids in his high school days,
his acts will make you sick.
Denny was a ruthless pol, he aimed to impeach Bill,
cuz' of where he'd stick his prick.
Five innocents - their lives were ruined,
While Denny struck it rich,
and Til the Feds used their stick.

Til the Feds used their stick.