That'll fix those libtards!
Yesser, a conservative boycott of America's pastime for reasons of patriotism.
It can't fail!

And the conservative NFL boycott for reasons of patriotism worked so well that..., uh, hmmm.
Something went wrong.

Remember how everyone was supposed to boycott the World Cup because of Putin?
There was even an attempt to shame England into having it's football players walk out of the World Cup.

I had to send some of my guys with the cauliflower ears and bent noses over to Cirque du Soleil yesterday to put the kibosh on their plans to present Ovo in Greensboro, NC from April 20 to April 24 and Charlotte July-6-10 and Turok in Raleigh in June.

But let's face it, such highbrow entertainment was too gay for North Carolina anyway.