We need Bill Hicks right now.
Submitted by Cassiodorus on Sun, 09/18/2016 - 4:45pm
Bill Hicks (December 16, 1961, five days before I was born -- February 26, 1994)
The rest of Steve Earle's pantheon is fine, but right now we need Bill Hicks. He would make this situation funny. He would recognize our voting dilemma: