Please talk about anything you like. Hopefully you might find this exercise a tiny bit amusing. After you've read it or ignored it, please tell us what's on your mind, whether it's political (domestic or foreign) or anything else.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls....Ricky, Prince of Denmark!

"The play opens on a cold night on the ramparts of Elsinore, the Danish royal castle."

This evening's music features soul singer Laura Lee.