#AlphasADumbass

And along came a Johnson.... A pathetic attempt at a political Nursery Rhyme (Or Something)

So I had to come in and cool off for a bit from some yard-work (Frigging EVERYTHING grows so fast in Florida and it's hotter than Satan's Taint out there...)

Took a bong rip and sat here sipping on a giant mug of an Arnold Palmer waiting for my spasms to abate and decided to get silly. Things have been too damn serious.

I hope you like my first attempt at something like this and as it's all just off the cuff and I only spent about 10 minutes on it be gentle.