After some time here, and subliminal impressions made upon my reptilian brain pod, the frontal lobe has finally noticed that on every page, on the left, there is an Alligator at a Typewriter.

WTF is up with that?

It's not Joe or other founders as far as I know. It's a friggin Alligator, every page all day.

Who the hell uses a typewriter and wears a news hat from Citizen Cane?

Enquiring minds are enquiring.

It is my pleasure to announce the opening of Alligator University for summer enrollment. Of course we are located in a fine resort location, where one can mix serious studies with recreational activity.

Our Logo

Our primary lecture halls, though we do have others

Competition is fierce, so I encourage early request for admission

After multiple requests by others in California, our first reported California meeting occurred it the beautiful college town of San Luis Obispo (California Polytechnic University--aka Cal Poly). Located almost halfway between San Diego and Eureka, 10 miles inland from the coast, this is an ideal location for meetings. Lots of fine restaurants. Only 1/4th mile off the 101.

Locale information: San Luis Obispo.

For many months, some of you readers may have thought that I was but a lonely reptile, grumbling in the wilderness. Truth be told, I do grumble a lot. I grumble when it's too cold. I grumble when neoliberals think they are still on the left side of the political aisle. I have a lot more grumbles, but those are not the purpose of this essay.

Crocodile tears are also shed by us Alligators. They were recently shed by another bipedal reptile: the albino-maned Brockodile

I fear the American public is descending into a series if mind-numbing, stupid combats between morons, idiots, and haters. This latest online "expose" reveals the basic lack of knowledge of the real world, existence of primeval hatred of the "other" and willingness to either denounce or reasonably approve of the exact demands of nature. Mr. Darwin, amongst his many other other contributions to human knowledge, first clearly declared the doctrine of "survival of the fittest".