Real Democracy in Trumpistan
This is a message from President Trump’s motorcade:
MAGA Patriots,
You’ve stood with me every step of the way, and I think it could be time to bring a few of you even closer.
I’m thinking of putting together an exclusive day with me in person, and I want YOUR input on how we make it legendary:
Should I fly you out on Trump Force One and host you at Mar-a-Lago…
OR
Roll up in the full Presidential motorcade and bring you straight to the top of Trump Tower?
TRUMP FORCE ONE → MAR-A-LAGO
PRESIDENTIAL MOTORCADE → TRUMP TOWER
Tap your choice — I need you to let me know which one is better before 10:30pm tonight!
Thank you for your attention to this matter,
President Trump
REPLY TO TRUMP
The AI version of Trump could poll "us" on whether we want to fund more war for Ukraine and Israel.
Oh, well.
These emails keep getting sillier. This is probably the last one to pass on, unless one reaches a new level of wackiness.
Comments
The new definition of stupid
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like we need more help in that
department. Play dumb.
Zionism is a social disease
Donald Trump views himself as the luckiest man on Earth
Because, for him, every day is an "exclusive day with me." This, then, is the dilemma.
If your country is in trouble, one thing you obviously don't do is to entrust it to a senile old billionaire who behaves like a Mafia don and who is clearly suffering from narcissistic personality disorder. He is clearly angry, because it's been made clear to him that not everyone loves him as much as he loves himself. The dilemma, then, is that America needs to be made a much smaller and less significant country, the country we are getting from Trump, if that same country is to wake up, but the process of becoming smaller and less significant will be dangerous for a lot of people.
The physician was the safe choice, but that was last year's news. Instead, dissatisfied Republicans will lead the revolution.
"It hasn't been okay to be smart in the United States for centuries" -- Frank Zappa
Cult of Personality
And during the few moments that we have left
We want to talk right down to earth
In a language that everybody here can easily understand
Look in my eyes
What do you see?
The cult of personality
I know your anger, I know your dreams
I've been everything you want to be
Oh, I'm the cult of personality
Like Mussolini and Kennedy
I'm the cult of personality
The cult of personality
The cult of personality
Neon lights, a Nobel prize
When a mirror speaks, the reflection lies
You won't have to follow me
Only you can set me free
I sell the things you need to be
I'm the smiling face on your TV
Oh, I'm the cult of personality
I exploit you, still you love me
I tell you, one and one makes three
Oh, I'm the cult of personality
Like Joseph Stalin and Gandhi
I'm the cult of personality
The cult of personality
The cult of personality
Neon lights, a Nobel prize
When a leader speaks, that leader dies
You won't have to follow me
Only you can set you free
You gave me fortune, you gave me fame
You gave me power in your god's name
I'm every person you need to be
Oh, I'm the cult of personality
I am the cult of, I am the cult of
I am the cult of, I am the cult of
I am the cult of, I am the cult of
I am the cult of, I am the cult of personality
Ask not what your country can do for you
The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself
I cried when I wrote this song. Sue me if I play too long.
reads like a lyric from a song
.
but can not place it
like the line -
Only you can set you free
truth there
Zionism is a social disease
In Living Color is the name of the group who recorded it
I never bought the album, but heard it on the radio a bunch of times.
I cried when I wrote this song. Sue me if I play too long.
And here
it is. I love those guys...
Twice bitten, permanently shy.
unfamiliar
.
must have missed it somehow
like about 90% of modern culture
good beat, easy to dance to
Zionism is a social disease