Saturday night snark

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In this world of digital connectivity, thought I would share some snark with you.
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This is not 'real' humor, just a glancing attempt at levity. Share what you have.
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Snark: an attitude or expression of mocking irreverence and sarcasm.
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“This is the #insurance business model — customers pay for the right to be deprived
of the product they’re purchasing.”

“Epstein List Hangs Itself Moments Before Release” –Bbee

"I believe throwing billionaires into volcanoes will satisfy the climate gods.”
— Quinn

“If everyone is thinking alike, then no one is thinking.”
-- Ben Franklin

Etc.

Had a funny occurrence today while out and about. Was plowed into on the sidewalk
by someone old enough to know better, but young enough to not care. His device was
maybe 3 inches from his face, and never even batted an eye. Just kept on walking
and swiping. Is there a term for this behavior?

Anyway, hope you get a chuckle or two.

Q

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maybe if it was differently worded?
like what institutions do you distrust the most

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Digital Lobotomy.

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I'm great at multi-tasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at the same time.

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Epstein might be dead, but the Clintons might be picking up where he left off and they are getting help from Mrs. Zelenska, the wife of Zelensky. And the Clintons are still peddling their bogus foundation and joining with Zelenska to traffic children.

https://sputnikglobe.com/20240106/epstein-clintons--cash-why-zelenska-fo...

First part details the bogus Clinton foundation and then it talks about the children that have gone missing from Ukraine. I’ve seen other stories that say that Zelenska takes children to America and then they go missing.

I wonder if the Clintons are still buying bogus AIDS drugs to send to Africa? And if you read their charter it says that they work with women to give them access to build their own businesses and other nonsensical worded statements that mean absolutely nothing.

During Hillary’s tenure as SOS she got paid millions from people and governments that had business before her state department which was just payments to get them off the hook. After she lost the easiest election in history she funds to her foundation dried up. They then went to the bogus McCain Foundation until he died and then the Clintons opened up their foundation again. Obama also has a foundation, but I haven’t heard any good things coming from it. Lots of congress members have their own foundations which is just another way that rich people use to not pay taxes.

Yep I think that this subject is a joke but it’s not really funny is it?

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There were problems with running a campaign of Joy while committing a genocide? Who could have guessed?

Harris is unburdened of speaking going forward.

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There is also a possibility that children are being stolen for their organs. Can you imagine anything more sick than that? Even dead and wounded Ukraine soldiers are having their organs removed and rumors are that this is happening in Gaza where Israeli soldiers take organs from the people they have killed.

Likewise, on July 19, Donetsk People's Republic Senator Natalia Nikonorova, who is also a member of the parliamentary commission investigating Kiev's crimes against children, told the Russian media about multiple instances of unlawful "evacuation" of minors from the territory of the Donbass republics by the Kiev regime. Over 400 children from orphanages in Mariupol and Volnovakha vanished without trace after the Kiev regime's illegal "evacuation," the senator said.
Nikonorova also raised concerns about reports in the Ukrainian and Western press about "the possible work of so-called 'black transplantologists' in Ukraine." According to her, there is evidence that children were subjected to medical examinations regarding "the health of their organs" prior to the "evacuation" by the Ukrainian authorities.
The Western press has also raised the alarm about the fate of Ukrainian minors, most notably unaccompanied ones. In July 2022, The Independent published an article entitled "British paedophiles travelling to Poland ‘to target Ukrainian child refugees’". The newspaper, quoting the National Crime Agency (NCA), reported that at least ten known sex offenders traveled to refugee camps in Poland claiming they were providing "humanitarian assistance" to Ukrainian refugees. The NCA said there were 5,000 unaccompanied Ukrainian minors at the time.
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"Human trafficking and slavery flourish in war and following national disasters," Ortel said. "If the fake elites truly cared about protecting vulnerable children and women (as well as men), they would make examples of the traffickers and slave-traders. Instead, watching the curious case of Jeffrey Epstein and his allies/enablers, too many powerful people may have gotten too close to the flames of vile temptation. Charities need to open their financial books and records and accept a new, tighter era where odious villains will be punished harshly. It will take public outrage and determination to bring charity gangsters and goons to justice."

This world is full of very sick people and yet people keep telling me that gawd is in control. Maybe he has reverted to the Old Testament way of thinking again.

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There were problems with running a campaign of Joy while committing a genocide? Who could have guessed?

Harris is unburdened of speaking going forward.

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When does it stop? There was no insurrection no was one planned and maybe the day would have been peaceful if the cops hadn’t deliberately riled up the crowd. Biden seems to going to run on Trump Bad instead of promising false promises to help the working class like he did last time and then failed to keep his promises.

'You Can’t Be Pro-Insurrection And Pro-American,' Says President Of Nation Founded By An Insurrection

The president shot back at what he called "Super Duper Ultra MAGA Turbo Titans" Monday as he claimed "you can't be pro-insurrection and pro-American" despite being the commander in chief of a nation founded by an insurrection.

"Can you imagine Thomas Jefferson calling for the blood of tyrants? What if John Adams refused to pledge fealty to King George? England would've nuked us to oblivion. It would've been total malarkey anarchy!" said the unblinking Biden, unflinching in the face of a citizenry increasingly questioning whether he is fit to be president.

"Look, here's the deal, these Capitol insurrectioneserutes are traitors to American ideals because they wanted to challenge the results of an election," Biden confirmed. "I know this for a fact because a traitor is everyone who does not agree with me."

"We saw what happened," he continued, referring to the events of January 6. "Law enforcement agencies were speared with terrorist javelins dripping in blood, surrounded by carnage."

"These are all things that actually happened that I am not making up," he added.

At publishing time, White House officials had advised the president to stop saying "we saw what happened" in regards to the January 6 capitol riots because he keeps describing events that never took place.

Did you know that Trump tried to bring 63 lawsuits against the election, but only 3 were heard and he won 2/3 of them? Why did all the courts refuse to even look at his lawsuits? There was plenty of evidence that the election results were not on the up and up. And it was LEGAL for republicans to question the election results like it was the 5 democrats questioned the election results, but they weren’t called insurrectionists because it was LEGAL for them to do it.

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There were problems with running a campaign of Joy while committing a genocide? Who could have guessed?

Harris is unburdened of speaking going forward.

From: Naval Flight Officer, Tom Royals
Sent: Thursday, December 28, 2023 7:03 AM

Friend,

Most people would call me an idiot for doing this today, but when the Twin Towers came down, I stood up and joined the Navy.

When others might have run from danger, I wanted to run toward it.

I wanted to hunt down the cowards that did it and avenge the fallen.

I wanted to defend our country & our freedom.
I wanted to fight on behalf of the families who lost loved ones.
I wanted to serve so that others didn't have to, even if it meant laying down my life.

Vote for me because I wanted to hunt down all those guys who flew planes into buildings and died to kill them all over again.

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I cried when I wrote this song. Sue me if I play too long.