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I swear her staff must despise her to keep writing these word salads that make her sound so ridiculous. Does she not read them beforehand and see how inept she seems?

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gaahh!

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Intelligence sources report they strongly suspect that Russia has deployed its Word Mulcher Satellites to track and scramble the words coming out the mouths of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. "It works kind of like the Tower of Babel," a high-ranking intelligence officer said on condition of anonymity. "In this assault, the Vice President thought she was making perfect sense, but the words coming out of her mouth were incomprehensible."

Senior policy makers are concerned about this escalation of high tech warfare. Attention is now focused by President Biden's senior staff on a high priority program said soon to be deployable -- the Mitch Miller Project. In order to make Russian Federation President Vladimir Putin look silly on global television, the Singalong Ray induces the target to sing rather than speak their words.

As the senior analyst put it: "Pooty will look like a reject from the Gong Show!"
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I cried when I wrote this song. Sue me if I play too long.

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good snag!

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“Until justice rolls down like water and righteousness like a mighty stream.”

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Part of the climax of that novel involves Merlin using a superpower (temporarily delegated to him by Viritrilbia / Mercury) to induce “Tower of Babel” speech in the guests at a high-level government dinner.

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It is not until the tide goes out that you discover who has been swimming naked.

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There is no justice. There can be no peace.

I want to like more. She has a positive personality and looks fairly nice on paper and on screen grabs. But in addition to her inarticulateness and lack of solid political chops, she just doesn't present as much of a serious person. Primarily imo bc she lacks expertise or gravitas in at least one or two major policy areas that register with the public, and might feel ill at ease knowing she has these shortcomings. She has had nearly 2 full yrs since Biden picked her to make substantial improvements in these areas of style and substance, knock off the inappropriate smiling and giggling, bone up on a few issues that the public cares about and take a good position to the people, but I haven't seen any sign of change.

D leadership is so dismal and doddering at the moment. And Harris is not a reassuring answer to Biden stepping aside, if that happens, which is entirely possible come mid-2023.

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Either way she rarely comes across as being coherent or knowing what the hell she’s talking about. Other than working together and the biggest priority is working together what exactly are the goals she is laying out for climate change?

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It is not until the tide goes out that you discover who has been swimming naked.