The White House chief calligrapher has a higher clearance than Jared Kushner

That means the chief White House calligrapher now has greater access to sensitive information than White House adviser -- and President Donald Trump's son-in-law -- Jared Kushner.

Crap. I knew i shuda taken that gut course in college. That and Symphonic History cuda gotten me Top Secret clearance. Where do I get those expensive pens and points?

Crap.