(RUSSIAN! smack talk): It was Russian/Soviets/Stasi/KGB...Political Accusers in Britain and US just aren’t trying anymore

This is written by a guy named Simon Rite and I believe he’s British living in London. But that doesn’t matter. We all know every RUSSIAN! Stooge’s heart belongs to Putin no matter where their butts might be parked.

It was Russia/Soviets/Stasi/KGB...
Political Accusers in Britain and US just aren’t trying anymore

Britain and America’s ability to share should be an example to angry toddlers across the globe. They share a language, Middle Eastern bombing campaigns, and now lame excuses for their political screw-ups.

“Hey Washington, are you using Russia at the moment, because London needs it to cover its ass today.” Donald Trump should never have made it to the White House, it must have been Russia. Brexit should never have happened, it must have been Russia. Old lefty Jeremy Corbyn could become prime minister, it must be…. damn it, that one’s already being used.

Somewhere, there’s a Western political playbook lying in a box, labelled “in case of political emergency break glass.” Inside, Putin, Russia, the Soviet Union, Czechoslovakia, KGB, and Stasi are all listed as synonyms.

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The inquiry into alleged Russian interference in the last US election is the one-stop-shop for anyone who isn’t happy with the outcome. The idea that 13 people posting online could swing a vote in the world’s most celebrated democracy would have seemed ridiculous a few years ago.

It’s still ridiculous today, but the bar for political accusations is much lower now. Wait until someone over in Washington reads the Wikipedia page on Slovenia – Melania Trump will be in an FBI interrogation center before you can cry “nyet.”

https://www.rt.com/uk/419595-russia-soviet-corbyn-czech/

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Those damn Russki's gonna take over the world!

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@CB

RUSSIAN! language. Next they’ll all be wearing USHANKA HATS

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And singing

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I'm tired of this back-slapping "Isn't humanity neat?" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes, okay? That's all we are. - Bill Hicks

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry. - Frank Zappa

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@Amanda Matthews

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@Amanda Matthews

Wink

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"I say enough! If Israel wants to be the only superpower in the Middle East then they can put their own asses on the line and do it themselves. I want to continue to eat."
-- snoopydawg

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@CB
isn't that like Russian pidgin?

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@mimi
in his EB, the saga is settled. Russian colonialists have won the hearts and minds of their American serfs... anti-colonialists. (btw, whats the opposite of a Colonialist?)

I love Russian folk music. I also love Russians dancing. My uncle and my father tried to imitate them and always fell on their butts dancing like Russians. See, Russians are always good for a laugh, no?

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@mimi

This links to a playlist, btw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngD1LxdvXds&list=RDngD1LxdvXds#t=0

Пелагея. Чёрный ворон - НЕОЖИДАННО и ПРЕКРАСНО!

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Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.

A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.

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@Ellen North
Russians have a rich tradition in their songs and history

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@CB

Lol, I actually have that particular one in my personal playlists, sandwiched between various rock tunes; some of the others in with the playlist I took that from are also as beautiful, even if my usual taste runs more to something with a beat. Some things are universal, though, and can never be confined to only some genres.

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A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.

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This has gotten way out of hand, hasn't it? The school shooting? Russia. The NRA funded Trump? Russian money laundering. The GOP won't impeach Trump? They are either on Russia's payroll or they are being blackmailed.
Her lost the election? Yep.... Russia!

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Disclaimer: No Russian, living or dead, had anything to do with the posting of this proudly home-grown comment

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@snoopydawg

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Politics is the entertainment branch of industry. - Frank Zappa

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@Amanda Matthews

I'd just grunt at someone and nod my head.

Smile

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When the exalted leader of this same bunch, only two years before, told everyone Russia was a joke, could not lead, they were weak and useless, "isolated and its economy in tatters."

https://youtu.be/cse5cCGuHmE?t=2282

CNBC even chimed in that 'experts' agreed: Obama's remarks on Russia's economy dead right: Experts

Yet now, in just two short years, a cunning, masterful, brilliant Putin, masterminded a complete overthrow of the stalwart, shining, exceptional, U.S. democracy with 13 FB and Twitter users.

Fucking stupid.

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@ChezJfrey
that pop-up-puppy ads could destroy our democracy doesn't mean Russia has a strong working economy. It could mean Russia has a weak, useless, isolated economy in tatters, but that ours is weaker, more useless, more isolated and in more tatters. Just saying.

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@Linda Wood

It could mean Russia has a weak, useless, isolated economy in tatters, but that ours is weaker, more useless, more isolated and in more tatters. Just saying.

OK, I laughed...I cede your point as indeed valid.

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@ChezJfrey
Look what happened to Moscow since then:

https://russia-insider.com/en/moscow-6-financial-times-top-10-cities-eur...

If anything, the American economy is in tatters. It would be tits up if it couldn't print money.

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... Yet now, in just two short years, a cunning, masterful, brilliant Putin, masterminded a complete overthrow of the stalwart, shining, exceptional, U.S. democracy with 13 FB and Twitter users. ...

If they're outclassed and don't know it, shake your head. And sigh...

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Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.

A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.