Robot Love: love for people who don't do well with other people
Since I filled my daily quota for Today's Humor, I came across this interesting bit.
Experts predict human-robot marriage will be legal by 2050.
Sounds great, eh? No alimony. No palimony. No need for a diamond ring but a nice gold-silicon mother board would be nice. This brings up another question: what would be the sex of the robot?
This could be a weighty problem. For instance would same sex robots be legal? How about threesomes? Would threesomes be legal if two robots and one human were involved or would two humans and one robot be legal too?
No need for contraception--yet. I'm sure that by 2050, in vitro fertilization will be at such a glorious state of automation that one could inseminate a robot and the robot bear offspring. But where would the other half of the genome come from? A mix of sperm and silicon chip. What would that child look like? Would it require milk or oil to eat? And exactly how would it poop? How would Mother robot accommodate the enlarging fetabot? Can robots feel labor pains?
Of course robot mothers would drastically reduce the demand for equal pay and pussy hats.
On the other hand, suppose the Robot was the father, would he/it be able to deliver a viable silicon chip into the awaiting, contaminated vaginal orifice successfully?
If their would be a successful product of conception, what gender would it be? But this could further complicate the dreadful bathroom wars. There would be men's rooms, women's rooms and trans-species rooms (of course assuming that Robots would constitute a species).
In romantic terms, how would the pair woo each other? And why limit it to just a pair? Just design the Robot to have sex with multiple partners simultaneously. And who would have to get in the last word: the woman or the Robot (males already know not to try getting in the last word with a female during a disagreement)?
How would divorce proceed? Could a Robot sue for alienation of affection? What about spousal abuse? Would police from the domestic violence unit be forced to send one Robot along with each human cop?
Would humans be able to "pull the Robot's triggers"? Would Robots even care? If Robots didn't care, there could be much love involved? If the errant Robot got kicked out of the house after a spat, where would it go to cool off after the argument?
How does one do marriage counseling with a mixed couple (human plus Robot)? How about the Robot and the human just "shacking up"? Would that lead to promiscuous Robots?
This brings up the distinctly likely issue of infidelity. How would a human know the Robot was being unfaithful since there would be no tell-tale signs like lipstick on the collar? Maybe perfume? But would a sense of smell be necessary to consummate romance between human and Bot?
How often would a Robot have to bathe? Of course, definitely immediately after sex. Can Robots have offensive body odor?
Robots would never need to go to the beauty parlor or need haircuts, nor have its nails done. So that's an immediate cost-saving.
Humans have to undergo premarital blood tests, so would Robots have to undergo premarital circuitboard checks--you know, like for viruses and malware?
If a Robot gave birth to a humanBot, what nationality would that offspring have? Would it depend upon where the conceptus pops out, or where the human was a citizen, or the country in which the Robot was produced?
Could a Robot be subpoenaed to Court? If charged with serious crimes, would the Robot be entitled to a jury of half human and half Bot--or would it be entitled to a jury of its peers, meaning 12 Robots?
Now Robots are already used in war--like mine detectors or drones. But in 2050, would these evolved Robots have a sense of self-preservation, such that they refuse to serve in the military? Could a Robot be a conscientious objector. If the Robot had off-spring, which partner would get the military deferment?
How would the online dating industry proceed? What would separate the qualities of one Robot over another? And what about speed-dating?
Of course Robots can break down. Seems logical that Robots would fix them--but what about if a human underbid a Robot for the Repair job? This brings up the question of labor unions--would the NLRB hold elections for Robots to see if they want to organize? It's easy to see Robots going on strike.
Would Robots be able to vote since they are able to marry and parent HumanBots? How would they prove their identity, after all circuitboard codes can be faked? Can't use finger prints or retinal scans or even blood types.
In my opinion, as a non-lawyer, I don't think a Robot would ever be convicted in a court of law because reasonable doubt would attach to identifying a particular Robot as being different than any other. This of course would allow Robots to get away with murder. If Robots are human enough to love, would they also be human enough to murder? There would probably be a flourishing market for Hit-Bots.
Lest you think all this ineffectual intellectual exercise is a waste of time, I hasten to remind those of short memory, that one manufacturer is already engaged in mass producing Robots.
Comments
Too bad, so sad, Isaac Asimov is dead.
The linked article is so fundamentally flawed as too be laughable. I wish Asimov was here to respond. As a compulsive writer he could crank out several thousand words explaining the situation, while I will struggle to construct a coherent paragraph or two.
Do be aware that some people actually love (in any meaningful use of the word) their colanders. I tripped over an article some time ago about someone wanting to marry one of their appliances. The DSM references "Objectophilia", and no I am not going to consult the DSM nor quote the content of the DSM other than to say it is a thing. So, duh! The linked article is neither surprising nor unexpected. The article is pitifully out of date by about fifty years, and not particularly nuanced relative to what I read back in the day (reference: the title of this comment).
Alligator Ed, I will give you a "B" because while this is better than I could have done (I would have taken the authors seriously, and written a scathing response) and, because, sorry, you are no Isaac Asimov.
Sorry, PR, but I didn't take the article seriously
Yea, I suppose I need to put snark tags as road signs.
Makes me wonder if this is
Makes me wonder if this is intended to reassure those conned into investing into schemes presenting the transference of identifiable personality characteristics into machines as 'selling immortality' to the very wealthiest?
http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2012-07/billionaires-russian-mogul...
Lol, he actually plans to be transferring consciousness - as a separate entity from the brain - to robots by 2035, less than 20 years from now.
http://www.kurzweilai.net/how-would-you-like-to-invest-in-immortality
How would you like to invest in immortality?
March 22, 2013
The following is far more wide-ranging without the robotic/virtual reality emphasis and includes a theory that this sort of life-extending technology will be applied to us all, and how can the world support us all? (Hint, it couldn't, even if it wasn't already being killed off by the Greeds who apparently wish to 'live forever' in an unliving state in the hell-on-Earth they're creating, without needing any of the requirements or pleasures of life they're so eagerly destroying in the search for endless profit before life itself ends from this.
But that's OK, because 'machines do everything better' and who needs life to 'live forever' as a programmed robot zombie even after your body dies with you still in there going 'WTF?' without ever getting your money back?
These billionaires would fall into the category of those credulous public officials falling for phishing schemes they've been warned about, because no matter how reality-deprived/ignoring they are, somehow, nothing bad can ever happen to them as a result of their own actions!
http://www.newsweek.com/2015/03/13/silicon-valley-trying-make-humans-imm...
But it always comes back to this:
http://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/invest-in-immortalitybillionaire...
And these billionaires funding these to-be-programmed 'immortal' (while never living) robots must be reassured that these robots with their very own personality characteristics will be accepted as 'human', and what better way than to announce that they'll be able to legally marry lesser humans and continue making dynastic marriages and maybe even mechanically go through the motions of having sex?
Wait until the moment comes when they realize that they remain in their own bodies once the copy has been transferred, or confusedly come to understand that their brains are part of biological systems having highly complex needs supplied by biological systems which are unlikely to be adequately supplied by inorganic systems. Unless perhaps they're planning on keeping spare humans as 'blood-cattle' for continual draining? But what about hormones, enzymes, a whole not-understood interaction involving cellular signalling, automatically supplied by a healthy biological system?
Lately, we have been hearing about head transplants, which actually does strike me as possible, if risky.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3050417/Dr-Frankenstein-Sergio-C...
But where will they find healthy plebe bodies to use for this in a greed-doomed and dying world with no regulation, no safe food, air or water, no safe workplaces or products, no medical care for (edit: most non-multi-millionaire/billionaire people)? Will they keep isolated reserve populations of humans in safer conditions for future head transplants, or count on some of their ilk going bankrupt and having to sell off some of their healthy children/grandchildren now and then, to use for this purpose? Probably the latter, since the oxygen supply goes with the global natural life support system consisting of life and other now-greed-failing natural processes, such as oceanic currents slowing down along with the drastic global atmospheric moisture/airflow and temperature/weather disruptions.
Obama was to go to Silicone Valley to act as a hedge fund manager in order to join his interests in science and technology, (and to make enough money during the looting phase of murdered society and Earth life to buy into 'immortality'?) this apparently/potentially delayed, at least in part, to keep tabs on Trump, the wild card.
http://www.inc.com/jessica-stillman/obama-the-vc.html
Below is a relatively small selection from an enormous and must-read article, if it's possible to read this at source.
https://theintercept.com/2016/04/22/googles-remarkably-close-relationshi...
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I've gone through my monthly allotment of articles here but - how much might this have to do with the planned dumping of Trump?
Silicon Valley Chiefs Notably Absent From Trump's Cabinet of Business ...
... Wall Street is in. Silicon Valley is out. ... (the former Goldman Sachs partner and hedge fund ... was an enthusiastic supporter of both Mr. Obama and ...
[Search domain www.nytimes.com] https://nytimes.com/2016/12/02/business/dealbook/silicon-vall
https://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/02/business/dealbook/silicon-valley-chie...
http://www.ethiogrio.com/news/world-news/29943-how-obama-hollywood-and-s...
With High-Profile Help, Obama Plots Life After Presidency
... the hedge fund manager Marc Lasry and the Silicon Valley venture ... attention on Mr. Obama's future and to ensure ... this job completely ...
[Search domain www.nytimes.com] https://nytimes.com/2015/08/17/us/politics/with-high-profile-...
https://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/17/us/politics/with-high-profile-help-ob...
Edit to delete a note made in error.
Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.
A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.
Elen, your comment is a masterpiece worthy of more attention