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mimi's picture

with all my heart.

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mimi

Alligator Ed's picture

@mimi Quick now, spit it out before you get sick.

Bad

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TheOtherMaven's picture

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There is no justice. There can be no peace.

WoodsDweller's picture

are exempt from "truth in labeling" laws.

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"The greatest shortcoming of the human race is our inability to understand the exponential function." -- Albert Bartlett
"A species that is hurtling toward extinction has no business promoting slow incremental change." -- Caitlin Johnstone

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@janis b Hail Marinara. Ave Pasta No-stir.

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@Alligator Ed

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Lurking in the wings is Hillary, like some terrifying bat hanging by her feet in a cavern below the DNC. A bat with theropod instincts. -- Fred Reed https://tinyurl.com/vgvuhcl

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@laurel Of course, if you mean "does anybody here on stage have a soul?", then the answer would be--yup, you're pretty much alone up here.

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snoopydawg's picture

And we only have our best interests at heart.

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It is not until the tide goes out that you discover who has been swimming naked.

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@snoopydawg Feel the love.

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honest leadership money can buy.

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Situational Lefty's picture

I will not abide another publicly funded, grass roots candidate for President from the Democratic Party!

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"The enemy is anybody who is going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on." Yossarian

Not Henry Kissinger's picture

"Keep talking, Harry.

A couple of Warren voters in the back are starting to buy it."

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

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@Not Henry Kissinger politicians.

How about something on the line of maybe the progressives will be soothed, sort of like a preacher telling the flock (baabaa) that they heed the word of God, i.e., the DNC?

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The Liberal Moonbat's picture

...Ardeth Bey!

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In the Land of the Blind, the one-eyed man is declared insane when he speaks of colors.

To paraphrase Jodie Foster: Human is not something to aspire to, it's something to get away from.

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@The Liberal Moonbat Imhotep was the mummy. (I assume that was your reference.)

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This shit is bananas.

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@Daenerys @Daenerys

...attends a Biden rally.

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

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@Daenerys Maybe he mesmerized them into getting it right that time...kind of a last-second Piłsudski maneuver.

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In the Land of the Blind, the one-eyed man is declared insane when he speaks of colors.

To paraphrase Jodie Foster: Human is not something to aspire to, it's something to get away from.

Don't worry. We've got this.

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@MrWebster
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In the Land of the Blind, the one-eyed man is declared insane when he speaks of colors.

To paraphrase Jodie Foster: Human is not something to aspire to, it's something to get away from.

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Inner and Outer Space: the Final Frontiers.