Overnight Caption Contest (XXV)

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Not Henry Kissinger's picture

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

@Not Henry Kissinger not a real entry, saw this on Twitter and it fits with yours Smile

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mimi's picture

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Bollox Ref's picture

showing in caucuses near you.

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Gëzuar!!
from a reasonably stable genius.

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@Bollox Ref buttig.jpg

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

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@Not Henry Kissinger

Look at him knawing on the wire.

BTW how do you spell knawing? It's late and my brain is fried.

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Was Humpty Dumpty pushed?

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@snoopydawg

It starts with a G. Like the 2 Gs Pete has in his name.

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"Don't go back to sleep ... Don't go back to sleep ... Don't go back to sleep."
~Rumi

"If you want revolution, be it."
~Caitlin Johnstone

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@Centaurea

It is obvious now to see how it's spelled. Oh well. There are times that my brain just takes a trip somewhere and I am left befuddled on spelling. And grammar at times.

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Was Humpty Dumpty pushed?

one realizes that that deal with the devil will come due someday.

Pete.jpg

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@JtC

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Was Humpty Dumpty pushed?

@snoopydawg
the devil broke that contract and hacked interfered with that election so she'd lose. Would you want to deal with her for all of eternity?

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@JtC
in her heinous' eternity. When will it stop?? Please tell me it will stop.....

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"The “jumpers” reminded us that one day we will all face only one choice and that is how we will die, not how we will live." Chris Hedges on 9/11

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@Raggedy Ann

for all eternity. Gee thanks dude!

Moneysmith's quote comes to mind.

All the inmates escaped from hell and they are here on earth. Or something...

But hey guys this is trending:

#IamAdamSchiff

Big groan!

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Was Humpty Dumpty pushed?

Not Henry Kissinger's picture

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

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@Not Henry Kissinger

I almost posted this one. I saw it whilst I was trying to find the one I used. Sigh so many graphics in my repitrar. Okay I can't spell that either.

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@snoopydawg It's spelled gnawing. FWIW Smile

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Inner and Outer Space: the Final Frontiers.

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@orlbucfan

Doh I hate it when I look so dumb.

Smile

Kidding. I know why it happens.

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Was Humpty Dumpty pushed?

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@JtC

I wondered, does he even have a sister whose soul he could sell. Luckily not.

I also found out that his father is an accomplished Literary Scholar. His father must be feeling quite ashamed that his son couldn't have written a better script.

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@janis b

He passed about a year ago. I've read a bit about him. He seemed like a good guy. I've been wondering lately about what he would think of the current goings-on.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Buttigieg

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"Don't go back to sleep ... Don't go back to sleep ... Don't go back to sleep."
~Rumi

"If you want revolution, be it."
~Caitlin Johnstone

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@Centaurea

in not still around to advise him. The fact that son B ignores the wisdom he might have benefited from, to me reflects his empty and superficial nature.

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I forgot to shave

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We can’t save the world by playing by the rules, because the rules have to be changed.
- Greta Thunberg

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@Hawkfish @Hawkfish

It's called 'Five O'Clock Shadow'

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

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He sure looks it.

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"I used to vote Republican & Democrat, I also used to shit my pants. Eventually I got smart enough to stop doing both things." -Me

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@Alphalop @Alphalop

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

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Or should we say Pete Pettigrew? Because if you have to cheat to win it makes you a rat.

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Was Humpty Dumpty pushed?

@snoopydawg
I should have read all replies before posting!

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I've seen lots of changes. What doesn't change is people. Same old hairless apes.

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@snoopydawg

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

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@gjohnsit
Beaten like a red headed stepchild by Mayo Pete. 27% to 21%

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I've seen lots of changes. What doesn't change is people. Same old hairless apes.

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@Mickt

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

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@Not Henry Kissinger

Okay you win the prize. Stop by to collect it tomorrow at 5:00

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Was Humpty Dumpty pushed?

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@Not Henry Kissinger

Tom "Mr. Scientology" Cruise. Not a good look.

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"Don't go back to sleep ... Don't go back to sleep ... Don't go back to sleep."
~Rumi

"If you want revolution, be it."
~Caitlin Johnstone

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@Mickt

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I've seen lots of changes. What doesn't change is people. Same old hairless apes.

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Oops...the Iowa Dems got caught on that one. Bernie votes somehow recorded as Patrick, Warren votes somehow counted as Steyer. Oddly no Pete votes got shifted.

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@Shahryar ...how the hell did all of these people vote for Pat Buchanan?!?

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In the Land of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man is declared mentally ill for describing colors.

Yes Virginia, there is a Global Banking Conspiracy!

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@Shahryar EPpNN1GU0AA57Oi.jpg

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

didn't I use a cut out company to do that contract with Shadow? I should know better, after all. Wonder if I'm in trouble...

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Only a fool lets someone else tell him who his enemy is. Assata Shakur

@lizzyh7

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They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway
They say that life's a game and then they take the board away
They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story
And leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret-- A. Moore

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@Johnny Q

You are my soul brother!

I had no idea that anybody on here knew those movies! Greetings! (What should we call followers of Dead Gentlemen?)

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"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha

"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver

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...for Ellen DeGeneres!?!"

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In the Land of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man is declared mentally ill for describing colors.

Yes Virginia, there is a Global Banking Conspiracy!

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@The Liberal Moonbat

quirky perspective you have. Made me laugh.

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@janis b I was drawing a parallel here; catch it?

To quote Seth MacFarlane, it had venom in it.

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In the Land of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man is declared mentally ill for describing colors.

Yes Virginia, there is a Global Banking Conspiracy!

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@The Liberal Moonbat

because I didn't get a bite of venom. I just got a funny hit of gender humour ; ).

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@janis b ...and has since become buddy-buddy with Our Lady of Blithely Condoning The Rape and Murder of a Whole Generation (she's a lesbian, it must be okay!!!)?

We have come full circle; what the GOP was in 2000, the Party-formerly-known-as-Democratic has become today. This is but one reason I have concluded feelings are merely a category of excrement and mean nothing; rating them any higher would be like trying to buy bread in Weimar Germany.

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In the Land of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man is declared mentally ill for describing colors.

Yes Virginia, there is a Global Banking Conspiracy!

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@The Liberal Moonbat

Some afflicted minorities sometimes feel privileged, and sometimes take advantage of their idpol identity. Never mind the bigger picture. Sheesh.

Feelings, when genuine, can be more highly rated.

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@janis b Point being, by doing this, Buttigieg has turned into Dubya.

See Also: https://caucus99percent.com/content/smile-bushocrats-youre-candid-camera

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In the Land of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man is declared mentally ill for describing colors.

Yes Virginia, there is a Global Banking Conspiracy!

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@The Liberal Moonbat

that I'll drop my response here:


I hate George W Bush. The word "hate" is not enough. The sentiment transcends coarse emotion. It is an empyrean philosophic distillate of moral outrage, refined to its Platonic ideal.

I know *exactly* what you mean.

Despite being the forgotten generation (often literally)--aka GenX.

Yes, I was in my twenties in the 90s, not a child, though the youngest of us were still children in the 90s (GenX=1965-1980). But what W did in 2000 smacked me in the face, hard. My partners feel the same way. So did most of my friends until Hillary and the Democrats convinced them that W was sorta kinda OK because he doesn't like Trump.

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"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha

"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver

Not Henry Kissinger's picture

@The Liberal Moonbat

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

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"The “jumpers” reminded us that one day we will all face only one choice and that is how we will die, not how we will live." Chris Hedges on 9/11

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I can walk off with it and no one would even notice."

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Orwell: Where's the omelette?

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@jim p
Pleasantry

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"The “jumpers” reminded us that one day we will all face only one choice and that is how we will die, not how we will live." Chris Hedges on 9/11

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@jim p

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@entrepreneur
was extracted from me. Thanks, lolololol! Pleasantry

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"The “jumpers” reminded us that one day we will all face only one choice and that is how we will die, not how we will live." Chris Hedges on 9/11

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@entrepreneur EQFGVaRUwAEiHLd.jpg

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Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal's picture

My staff sent that email to the wrong person!

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"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha

"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver

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I live in a republic.

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"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha

"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver

Not Henry Kissinger's picture

suddenly realizes what he's unleashed.

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

Should I steal that piece of cheese as it is making my mouth water.

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@humphrey
butti.jpg

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@Not Henry Kissinger

he does look like Mr. Bean doing something weird with his face to look rat-like.

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What do you mean Bernie had his own app and recorded all the round numbers?

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We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.
Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.
both - Albert Einstein

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@dystopian

[video:https://youtu.be/Y2eKdCmKgcM]

Bernie’s team is very sharp. They would be well aware of the threats ahead, and would strategise around how to defeat them. I’m hoping that there is an advantage in being the underdog, who is smarter and well-prepared.

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@janis b
Bernie has massive experience with.

being the underdog, who is smarter and well-prepared.

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"Don't go back to sleep ... Don't go back to sleep ... Don't go back to sleep."
~Rumi

"If you want revolution, be it."
~Caitlin Johnstone

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@dystopian

whether just paid staff or volunteers I don't know, but I'm guessing the latter--had an app of their own that recorded results at their precincts. At least, that's what I read.

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"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha

"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver

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@dystopian

app crash epstein_0.jpg

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and put the app(arition) on fast-forward???

Now they’ll never believe me!

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@janis b

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@Not Henry Kissinger

U 2 NHK, you rock rat!

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@janis b @janis b

There's a rat in me kitchen what am I gonna do?
There's a rat in me kitchen what am I gonna go?
I'm gonna fix that rat that's what I'm gonna do,
I'm gonna fix that rat.
When you open your mouth you don't talk, you shout
And you give every body the blame,
But when they catch you up,
They will shut you up
And you got no one to blame
[Chorus]
There's a rat in me kitchen
When you out on the street,
You practice lies and deceit
And you scandalize my name
But when I catch you up
I'm gonna pull you up
I'm gonna check-out inside your brain
[Chorus]
When yo deh pon the scene,
You make everyone scream
Because they know your so unjust
But when they catch you up
They will kick you up
Because you someone they cannot trust
[Chorus]
You invade my space
Make me feel disgraced
And you just don't give a damn
If I had my way
If I had my say
I'd like to see you hang
[Chorus]

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

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@Not Henry Kissinger

Keep kicking Bernie!

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@MrWebster

What an underappreciated caption!

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"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha

"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver

@Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal

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