Overnight Caption Contest XXI

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sojourns's picture

Better yet:

Now Hillary. Drive the knife even deeper with a slow twist.

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"I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones."
John Cage

Lily O Lady's picture

Mwah ha haaaaaa!

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"The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?" ~Orwell, "1984"

Not Henry Kissinger's picture

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

Oldest Son Of A Sailor's picture

Maybe some sunlight peeked around those special glasses and the vampire nearly died at the 9/11 memorial...

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"Do you realize the responsibility I carry?
I'm the only person standing between Richard Nixon and the White House."

~John F. Kennedy~
Economic: -9.13, Social: -7.28,

hug me with your other arm too. People are watching."
Bernie: "Fuck you. I might catch something..."

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Not Henry Kissinger's picture

That Captain Kangaroo jacket will really wow the kids!

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

You just Suck.

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Ya got to be a Spirit, cain't be no Ghost. . .

Explain Bldg #7. . . still waiting. . .

If you’ve ever wondered whether you would have complied in 1930’s Germany,
Now you know. . .
sign at protest march

OLinda's picture

Hillary: Hug me for the cameras, Bernie. Your supporters will see that you luuvvv me.

Bernie: They're not stupid, Hill.

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Bollox Ref's picture

can I borrow the pot holder? I think my bile is boiling over."

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Gëzuar!!
from a reasonably stable genius.

about that deal we made...

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Socialprogressive's picture

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I woke up this morning determined to drink less, eat right, and exercise.
But that was four hours ago when I was younger and full of hope.

mouselander's picture

... and I'll show you how to lie, cheat, steal, back stab, double deal, dissemble and bullshit with the best of them - you won't be the least bit tempted to try honesty and sincerity ever again!

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Not Henry Kissinger's picture

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

I'll have to say the chance of any clinton being honest is about as elusive as bigfoot. There was the controversial Patterson/Gimlin film of "Patty" taken in 1967 in Northern California that many believed was the real deal and many more believed was a hoax. With modern technology it does appear there may be some credence that "Patty" is something other than human. So this does open the door, just a tiny crack, that yes, bigfoot does exist.
However, there is no credible evidence of a clinton being honest. There have been rumors of people hearing the truth from one of them but there are no words recorded or film of one being honest. All of these rumors have been proven false and as an example, one of the most infamous ones, is a film where Hillary claimed she and Chelsea came under sniper fire in Bosnia. After an exhaustive investigation and close examination of the film by experts, it was determined to be a guy in a monkey suit...

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When I was a kid, Republicans used to red scare people, now it's the Democrats. I am getting too damn old for this crap!

WoodsDweller's picture

up all the green shit you want, I was going to burn this suit anyway.

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"The greatest shortcoming of the human race is our inability to understand the exponential function." -- Albert Bartlett
"A species that is hurtling toward extinction has no business promoting slow incremental change." -- Caitlin Johnstone

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I'm tired of this back-slapping "Isn't humanity neat?" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes, okay? That's all we are. - Bill Hicks

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry. - Frank Zappa

Galtisalie's picture

(b) Hillary: I'm feeling a tingle up my leg to have you in my strong Methodist arms.

(c) Bernie: That's really not necessary.

(d) Bill: Get it wherever you can.

(e) Bonus: Monica: I can't find the cigar anywhere.

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[Note: Apologies for this comment. I haven't been posting comments these days, and this is an example of why. Wish I could delete this one, especially (a), because it's cruel, and (e), because it might imply that I think Monica was in any way empowered or manipulative. She was an exploited young person, and this was really a sad photo when you think about it. I shouldn't try to be funny.]

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elenacarlena's picture

playing - over at my house.

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and the de-fleshing of Bernie is about to go down.

Gross, yet grosser still that it really did happen.

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Not Henry Kissinger's picture

Come home baby!
Carlos is horny!

Dance 4

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

Alex Ocana's picture

Bernie: Eeecchh, you have no pulse, blood pressure or heart beat...
Eecchh: Why do you think I am chewing off your ear?

And just for fun some movie quotes:

Bill Clinton: “I love the smell of zombies in the morning.”

Trump Supporter from Arizona:“In those moments where you’re not quite sure if the undead are really dead, dead, don’t get all stingy with your bullets.”

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From the Light House.

Hillary: I am amazed how much you love your family! Keep it up! Who knew?

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"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981

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BTW, Hillary is not pleased with this Caption Contest

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Donnie The #ShitHole Douchebag. Fake Friend to the Working Class. Real Asshole.

Not Henry Kissinger's picture

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Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur.

Deja's picture

Neck, eventually eye lids, but most importantly, redo the 30 yr old dental work done to hide dental Fluorosis (only designed to last 10 years).

Can't stand the woman, but I'd have work done too if I could afford it!

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Not Henry Kissinger's picture

You're my only hope.

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mouselander's picture

Turd in Punchbowl

I'm only a humble stool, so of course I can't vote, but if I could vote, you can bet your sweet constipated ass that I would be "all in" for Hillary Clin[ton]!

So take it from Tommy... uh, Punchbowl: A vote for anyone other than Hillary is a vote that really should be flushed down the commode - in fact, depending on how the voting shakes out on Election Night, it very well might be!

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Centaurea's picture

Bernie, thinking to himself: Who is this person, and why is she holding on to me?

(Seriously, his body language shows that he is distancing himself from her. Left arm hanging down stiffly, the rest of his body held straight and angled to the side, engaging with her as minimally as possible.)

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"Don't go back to sleep ... Don't go back to sleep ... Don't go back to sleep."
~Rumi

"If you want revolution, be it."
~Caitlin Johnstone

is that a summer sausage in your pocket or are you just glad to see me!" Bernie: "Actually it's a can of asshole repellent that evidently isn't working"...

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michelewln's picture

My happy face!

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A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. Oscar Wilde

edg's picture

and you'll have your family back safe and sound the day after the election."

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TheOtherMaven's picture

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There is no justice. There can be no peace.

ggersh's picture

c'mon and get yourself some pneumonia.

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I never knew that the term "Never Again" only pertained to
those born Jewish

"Antisemite used to be someone who didn't like Jews
now it's someone who Jews don't like"

Heard from Margaret Kimberley

Bernie: "40 more days, 40 more days, ..."

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Vowing To Oppose Everything Trump Attempts.

janis b's picture

You can do it ...

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Not Henry Kissinger's picture

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janis b's picture

I guess Hillary doesn't need any adornment. She's such a natural.

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Socialprogressive's picture

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I woke up this morning determined to drink less, eat right, and exercise.
But that was four hours ago when I was younger and full of hope.

Damn, my fangs are stuck in your neck... I hate people with moral fibre...

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Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.

A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.