The Orange Fart Cloud Asks for $ in Email

Now is the time to help me SAVE AMERICA and chip in >

TRUMP TOWER IS MINE!

This is a message from Donald J. Trump >

Friend, rabid Trump-hating Democrat AG Letitia James wants to SEIZE my properties in New York.

THIS INCLUDES THE ICONIC TRUMP TOWER!

Democrats think they can frighten me, intimidate me, and KNOCK ME DOWN!

They think that if they can get their filthy hands on my cash to stifle my campaign, I’ll GIVE UP!

But worst of all? They think that proud supporters like YOU will abandon me, and that you will GIVE UP on our country.

But here’s the one thing they don’t know: WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER!

Biden’s corrupt regime needs to get the message - right here, right now - that our patriotic movement CANNOT BE STOPPED!

So before the day is over, I’m calling on ONE MILLION Pro-Trump patriots to chip in and say, STOP THE WITCH HUNT AGAINST PRESIDENT TRUMP! >

STOP THE WITCH HUNT
Crooked Joe Biden has coordinated every step of this ELECTION INTERFERENCE.

He thinks using the courts will stop us from winning back the White House, BUT WITH YOUR SUPPORT TODAY, WE WILL PROVE HIM WRONG!

Peacefully stand with me now >

WE WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Thank you,

Now is the time to CHIP IN and help me SAVE AMERICA >
Now is the time to CHIP IN and help me SAVE AMERICA >

Donald J. Trump

45th President of the United States

The apocalyptic rhetoric from all sides keeps accelerating. Whoever "wins" this farcical election will face half a nation that "knows' the other side will have stolen the Presidency.

What comes next? A happy reconciliation as we all remember that we are All Americans? That is not what the folks paying for this shit show want.

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Cassiodorus's picture

is that Trump's a-game is that it's all about him. One recalls those days when politicians actually offered us something for our hard-earned tax dollars.

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'French theory is a product of US cultural imperialism." -- Gabriel Rockhill

usefewersyllables's picture

so few brain cells.

It's like the found-sound words in this marvelous Pete Townshend song, from White City:

We're heading for a day of reckoning, I'm telling ya
It's all building up to something
Something that can only be redeemed with fire!

It's true, Pete- it certainly looks likely that there will be blood. Let's hope that it can be minimized. But no, Mr. Trump would never think about stoking any stochastic terrorism- oh, no, not him...

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Twice bitten, permanently shy.

that the election is ALL about him. And of course, none of his opponents would ever dream of instigating violence.

This asshole has always been All About Himself since he first got himself on TV, many decades ago.

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I cried when I wrote this song. Sue me if I play too long.

travelerxxx's picture

@fire with fire

This asshole has always been All About Himself since he first got himself on TV, many decades ago.

Well before even that.

I remember a letter-to-the-editor in Harper's (If I recall correctly...) written by some head of a large American university's psychiatric department describing how they'd used films of Trump to demonstrate extreme narcissism to psychiatric students studying types of mental illnesses. He stated (and this was probably about 2016) that they'd been using these films for over thirty years and that they could never find a better or more perfect example than Trump.

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