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Open Thread WE 3 JAN 23 ~ political comedy


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An alternate approach to politics and 'free speech'.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Will Rogers

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Have an idea on how to change the tenor of political discourse in the US. Rather than electing
crooks and liars to executive positions, what if we just elect comedians?

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Henry Cate VII
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Rogers

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We have plenty to choose from. Enough to cover all 3 branches (both alive and dead).
Just quote from those passed and fill in the color with the live ones. Sort of what we
have now, only embellished with a comical relief.

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As an example ..

POTUS -- Robin Williams
VP -- Richard Pryor
SOS -- John Belushi
SECDEF -- George Carlin
House Speaker -- Lenny Bruce
Senate majority figurehead -- Janeane Garofalo
Whip -- Eddie Murphy
Chief Justice -- Bill Hicks
WH Press Secretary -- Roseanne Barr
SECINT -- Paula Poundstone
SECTRES -- Woody Allen

etc ..

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This way we could be lied to freely and laugh at the state of the union.
CNN and Fox can vie for the best lines spoken by our leaders.
Who would best make a mockery of our system in your mind?

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Lookout's picture

...at least we would laugh (rather than cry).

What if we just had random selection of politicians from the general population like a lotto? I bet the government would be lots better.

Been raining here all night...and still falling. Looks like 2.5" in the gauge over the last two days. Supposed to move out this AM and we're due a dry week next week. It'll be time to touch up the road with the box scrape tomorrow.

Thanks for the OT and have a good day everybody!

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“Until justice rolls down like water and righteousness like a mighty stream.”

Had the news on this morning. There was a Democrat and Repub former Congressmen making fun of my Rep Matt Gaetz and his comment about putting the worse Crocodile in the Swamp. The two of them were just chuckling and giggling away together. And all I could think of was that when you two assholes were in Congress you also didn't do a damn thing. I can't even remember their names but I know they didn't do anything because none of them do anything, (except cut taxes for rich people).

When I start agreeing with Matt Gaetz, I think that I have woken up in some bizarro world.

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Bill Burr and Jim Brewer
Chappelle and Rogan
Jimmy Dore and ??

Not really a lot of comedians cutting on the establishment
these days And being funny

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Ya got to be a Spirit, cain't be no Ghost. . .

Explain Bldg #7. . . still waiting. . .

If you’ve ever wondered whether you would have complied in 1930’s Germany,
Now you know. . .
sign at protest march

enhydra lutris's picture

Don't forget good old Ambrose Bierce:

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage

. As true now as then, and handy for those who think this shit is a recent phenomenon.

And How about Mark Twain:

"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."

“There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress."

"Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can."

"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it."

"An honest man in politics shines more there than he would elsewhere."

"All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity."

"Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals."

Twain Quoted from https://www.liveabout.com/mark-twain-quotes-2734314

I know of no specific memorable quotes from Mort Sahl, but life he was ever pithy, perceptive and on point

be well and have a good one

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That, in its essence, is fascism--ownership of government by an individual, by a group, or by any other controlling private power. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt --

QMS's picture

title should have read WE 4 JAN 23
need to switch calendars I guess

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
Robin Williams

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
Robin Williams

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Zionism is a social disease

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@QMS
this is going to be. Certainly starting out messed up.

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Neither Russia nor China is our enemy.
Neither Iran nor Venezuela are threatening America.
Cuba is a dead horse, stop beating it.

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“Mudbone: See I’ve lived through hard times before. People talk about these as hard times. Hard times was way back. They didn’t even have a year for it. Just called it “Hard Times.” It was dark all the time. I think the sun came out on Wednesday. And it you didn’t have your ass up early. You missed it. So I happened to be out there one Wednesday… and the sun hit me right in the face. I grabbed a bunch of it and rubbed it all over myself.”
― Richard Pryor

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“Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until WE decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!”
― John Belushi

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"If you don't read the newspaper you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper you're misinformed."

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MAGA
Morons
Are
Governing
America

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@Socialprogressive

he was quite the radical for his times

As for Carlin ..

War is rich old men protecting their property by sending middle class and lower class young men off to die. It always has been.
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"In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem."
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"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."
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In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

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American comedians doing the actual work of holding specific politicians up to (much deserved) ridicule. Russell Brand steps into that role below and gives us a portrait of one of our "feisty" female congress critters.

I guess there is a new documentary out about a long (self-)serving female congress critter. We can be so proud of her example of the fantastic policies that have been enacted to benefit the working people the leisure class. So glad that the gender of our legislators makes such a huge difference in the quality of our legislation.
Three cheers for those womins in our congress... gee...thanks for being there for us.

Thanks for the OT QMS. We do need to laugh and the "adults in the room" are truly a joke.

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The reason a person is a republican is because something is wrong with them. Again, that's science - that's neuroscience. You cannot be well adjusted, open-minded, pluralistic, enlightened and be a republican.
Janeane Garofalo
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“I'm madder than a Baptist in a brothel, you som-bitch! I tell ya, I'm about as crazy as a dog in a hubcap factory.”
Eddie Murphy
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It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.
Bill Hicks
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People in the U.K. share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself. They have a sense of irony, which America doesn't have, seeing as it's being run by fundamentalists who take things literally.
Bill Hicks
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The real truth is, I just want to keep the voice of dissent alive in all of our elections. I don't really want to hang out with politicians.
Roseanne Barr
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“Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas.”
Paula Poundstone

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Watch it while you can.
John indicates a significant risk of another “strike” against the channel.
[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh7I7fKmzT0]

Well, shortly after the title of this video was changed, it was taken down by U Tube. You can find it on his Rumble channel HERE

More vaccines causes more infections video is at this link.

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“The story around the world gives a silent testimony:
— The Beresovka mammoth, frozen in mud, with buttercups in his mouth…..”

The Adam and Eve Story, Chan Thomas 1963

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@ovals49

of 50,000 people - the more you vax, the more likely to get the 'rona
wake up people - this is real
thanks for the link

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@ovals49

The association of increased risk of COVID-19 with higher numbers of prior vaccine doses in our study, was unexpected. A simplistic explanation might be that those who received more doses were more likely to be individuals at higher risk of COVID-19. A small proportion of individuals may have fit this description. However, the majority of subjects in this study were generally young individuals and all were eligible to have received at least 3 doses of vaccine by the study start date, and which they had every opportunity to do. Therefore, those who received fewer than 3 doses (>45% of individuals in the study) were not those ineligible to receive the vaccine, but those who chose not to follow the CDC’s recommendations on remaining updated with COVID-19 vaccination, and one could reasonably expect these individuals to have been more likely to have exhibited higher risk-taking behavior. Despite this, their risk of acquiring COVID-19 was lower than those who received a larger number of prior vaccine doses.

[my bold) Link

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“The story around the world gives a silent testimony:
— The Beresovka mammoth, frozen in mud, with buttercups in his mouth…..”

The Adam and Eve Story, Chan Thomas 1963

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@ovals49

Dr. Yusuf Saleeby has practiced medicine for more than 30 years. He serves patients in South Carolina and until recently had never faced an investigation from his state medical board.

But after Saleeby started prescribing ivermectin to his patients, he was reported to the board, which opened an investigation, despite the state’s attorney general’s promise that his office wouldn’t prosecute doctors who prescribed off-label medications.

Jennifer Wright, a nurse practitioner and clinical director who practices in Florida, but can prescribe across state lines, told The Epoch Times she received a letter from the Office of the Attorney General of New York ordering her not to prescribe ivermectin.

“You know, basically threatened me. If I don’t stop prescribing, then they’re going to fine me,” Wright said about the letter, which threatened legal action with fines of up to $5,000 per violation.

The letter stated that the Food and Drug Administration only authorized ivermectin for use in humans when treating “parasitic worms and head lice and skin conditions like rosacea.”

The citation in the letter appears to be from an FDA advisory issued in March 2021 titled “Why You Should Not Use Ivermectin to Treat or Prevent COVID-19.”

That advisory and other anti-ivermectin messaging from the FDA are now the subject of a lawsuit brought by three doctors against the agency. The doctors argue that the FDA illegally interfered with their ability to treat patients. The suit was dismissed but an appeal has been filed by the plaintiffs.

During a hearing in 2022, attorneys defending the government argued that the agency’s missives were just a recommendation.

“They did not say it’s prohibited or it’s unlawful. They also did not say that doctors may not prescribe ivermectin,” Isaac Belfer, one of the lawyers for the government, said during a Nov. 1, 2022, hearing in federal court in Texas.

The government’s arguments differ greatly from the reality many doctors faced for prescribing ivermectin. Some lost their jobs, others were investigated by state medical boards, and many received threats from the New York attorney general because they were prescribing across state lines.

Umm yes they did tell doctors not to prescribe ivermectin. Yes indeed they most certainly did do that. We witnessed it with our own eyes. And it wasn’t just Fauci and friends, but many hospital administrators threatened doctors if they used it and many even defied court orders to let doctors use it.

It’s like when they said that the jabs were 95% effective at blocking infection, when Biden, Fauci, Walensky and many other government officials said that once people got jabbed they were safe from getting infected and giving it to others. We have watched them walking back those claims and saying that they were just to keep people out of hospital and from dying. Sad thing is so many people will say YUP they never said what they did. And let’s not forget what pharmacies did when people brought in prescriptions. They too got threatened not to fill it.

Any guesses on what happens to doctors in California who prescribe it now that Newsom has signed the anti first amendment law? I’m betting that they might just get fired and fined for it.

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The message echoes from Gaza back to the US. “Starving people is fine.”