Open Thread - 03-18-22 - Exclusive Exposé : 2024 DNC Plank Leaked
Joe Biden: Running for the White House Outhouse. Again.
A partial list of campaign promises scribbled upon the wall of a White House restroom was recently found by an muckraking investigative reporter. It is believed to have been done in Joe Biden's handwriting since it appears that it was punctuated with ice cream that was also found on the uh, uh, the thing.
I promise to lower the lid for women's rights.
Motto: You think we're crappy, take a look at the republicans.
"And so my fellow Americans, for posterior's sake, I pledge that we shall rise above the effluent discharge, we shall not wallow in the leach field of ordure, nor shall we falter as we circle the drain of history."
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Hold my beer, Cornpop...
A big shout out to on the cusp for helping on this one.
This is a good time to be sure the head flushes
Not sure why sailors call the crapper 'the head'.
or the Brits call it the loo ..
is that it derived from the cry of 'gardyloo' (from the French regardez l'eau 'watch out for the water'), which was shouted by medieval servants as they emptied chamber pots out of upstairs windows into the street.
or ~ lav, WC, Jacks, Bog, Dunny, Netty, John, Privy, vin, restroom, latrine, powder room
a delightful description of the various words to get into the toilet state
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[video:https://youtu.be/hcy-4Dwn4R8]
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thanks for the OT!
http://www.toiletinspector.com/toilet-names
Zionism is a social disease
Gives a whole new meaning...
to the phrase skip to the loo, my darling, dunnit?
Could refer to the head (bow) of a sailing ship
As opposed to stern?
or to avoid messing up an anchor chain?
Michael Palin, after the MP days and on a sailing trip somewhere in the far east, appeared to demonstrate that
(the camera had to turn away).
I'll check my OED later ~
The is what the poop deck was for
normally aft - down wind and current (headway)
Zionism is a social disease
Flush twice...
it is a long way to DC.
Joementia is a demented puppet of the oligarchs' corporatocracy.
Thanks for the humor. It's better to laugh.
Interesting report from Ukraine...(7.5 min)
[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AcFx5i7Ngs]
“The Russians Are Losing!”? Really? (Prelude to a False Flag)
It's a stormy day here, but got in more cabbage plants and other things yesterday, so it will be nice to have them watered in by nature. Have a good one everybody!
“Until justice rolls down like water and righteousness like a mighty stream.”
If you need some top dressing...
for your garden there's plenty of fertilizer available in Washington, DC.
No, No!!
Don't use DC fertilizer, it's caustic. Too much coke residue, mixed with whatever Hunter's taking... So, be sure to compost it first!
If you're poor now, my friend, then you'll stay poor.
These days, only the rich get given more. -- Martial book 5:81, c. AD 100 or so
Nothing ever changes -- Sima, c. AD 2020 or so
♫ in need of immediate rectification through a spiritual enema…
…can you sit on that, people? ♫
[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWbunFYoacQ]
No Joe, no no!
This leak
produced some interesting shit.
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981
Are you trying...
to stir the pot here, otc?
Nope.
I won't shit in my own mess kit.
I leave that to the gummint.
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981
Just remember
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
- Kevin Alfred Strom
Ladies and gentlemen, here I bring you the number 2 and 3
These are 2 of your top 3 choices to see who rules the
nursing home boarderr world. As you can see by this video we are incapable handsfucking trouble[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnymxGYSNhg]
I never knew that the term "Never Again" only pertained to
those born Jewish
"Antisemite used to be someone who didn't like Jews
now it's someone who Jews don't like"
Heard from Margaret Kimberley
Just goes to show...
how far down the
rabbit holecrapper we've gone.Now you've gone and done it
I love rabbits!!!!
I never knew that the term "Never Again" only pertained to
those born Jewish
"Antisemite used to be someone who didn't like Jews
now it's someone who Jews don't like"
Heard from Margaret Kimberley
Harris must be getting
picture briefing books. At one time, I thought she was merely ignorant, but now it's clear that she's rather stupid as well. (Great work Democrats, the first woman VP is dumber than Dan Quayle.)
If Pelosi's micro-strokes become any more frequent, she won't be able to utter two consecutive words.
The cognitive functioning of Biden-Harris-Pelosi is so low that they can't recognize that Putin and Lavrov are smart, informed, and diplomatic. Thus, the former is reduced to the language of eight year olds.
This is exactly what happens when your small circle
thinks exactly alike
I never knew that the term "Never Again" only pertained to
those born Jewish
"Antisemite used to be someone who didn't like Jews
now it's someone who Jews don't like"
Heard from Margaret Kimberley
Nancy apprears to
have lost her...you fill in the blank.
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981
This works for Pelies'si!
I never knew that the term "Never Again" only pertained to
those born Jewish
"Antisemite used to be someone who didn't like Jews
now it's someone who Jews don't like"
Heard from Margaret Kimberley
Woohoo!
Too funny!
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981
Weekend at Joe and Nancy's
Are they proof that Zombies really do exist?
Capitalism has always been the rule of the people by the oligarchs. You only have two choices, eliminate them or restrict their power.
Proof that the constant barrage of propaganda is working.
Good catch, humphrey!
Damn those warmongering Russkies!
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981
Trump tells it like it is
What is is with the US/NATO and ROW (rest of world)
anyway, or shitlibs/neocons/neolibs and the remotely rational? Is being an adversary built into the psychic reward system of those segments of mankind? Do they require conflict and confrontation in order to exist?
Is their behavior their answer to existential angst? If so, should the rest of us give a shit?
happy Friday everybody
be well and have a good one
That, in its essence, is fascism--ownership of government by an individual, by a group, or by any other controlling private power. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt --
It is too early for a drink but this might change after this.