I still have one of my favorites somewhere in print, but here is the E-Version.
It took real gumption (almost said balls but didn't want to risk offending anyone, may just be a throwback response to my DK days.) to post that article as soon after 9/11 as they did.
I deeply admire that kind of attitude. The best way to beat stupid beliefs has extreme mockery in it's arsenal.
Maybe if things loosen up financially I will resubscribe to the print version again if they were still doing it, I could probably get my wife to make me an amazing scrap book with some of my fave's.
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"I used to vote Republican & Democrat, I also used to shit my pants. Eventually I got smart enough to stop doing both things." -Me
The 2016 United States presidential election scheduled for Tuesday, November 8, 2016, will be the 58th quadrennial U.S. presidential election, and probably its last.
Oh come on, everyone knows that the Knights of Zion and the Elders of Malta, along with the Illuminati and their allies in Scientology and the G-20 puppets of the Bilderburg Group are responsible for paying the tire manufacturers lobbyists, the same ones who gave Bernie Sanders $27 (!!!) to influence him to vote for reduction in the size of condoms so they only fit white vulture fund managers. It took a meeting with the Pope to seal the deal. That is why the birth rate amongst Latinos is skyrocketing, attendance at Satanic Rituals is exponentially rising and penis reduction clinics are replacing Planned Parenthood.
I have proof! Jose Booker White voted illegally in four different precincts in West Dakota, is listed as a having given the Sanders campaign $27 (!!!) in multiple incidences and his address is listed as 666 Greenspan Way in Akron, Ohio. Right next door to where master voter suppressor and inventor of the devil’s purge, Ambrose Bierce, gave a speech stating, “Vote! Its the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.”
Get real everyone, Sanders is a puppet of Rabbi Moses Hess, Vladimar Lenin, Leon Trotsky and the IV International and his ties with the Red Dogs of Gehenna are a fact, NOT a conspiracy theory.
Next. Hillary Clinton’s ties to the Santa Muerte cult.
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Now that's funny.
"I’m a human being, first and foremost, and as such I’m for whoever and whatever benefits humanity as a whole.” —Malcolm X
I always loved The Onion! I got the print issue for years!
I still have one of my favorites somewhere in print, but here is the E-Version.
It took real gumption (almost said balls but didn't want to risk offending anyone, may just be a throwback response to my DK days.) to post that article as soon after 9/11 as they did.
I deeply admire that kind of attitude. The best way to beat stupid beliefs has extreme mockery in it's arsenal.
Maybe if things loosen up financially I will resubscribe to the print version again if they were still doing it, I could probably get my wife to make me an amazing scrap book with some of my fave's.
"I used to vote Republican & Democrat, I also used to shit my pants. Eventually I got smart enough to stop doing both things." -Me
You know a thought occurs to me...
When those with power tell those without that they must be SILENT...
The feelings of resentment don't go away. They aren't purged in the open and allowed to heal.
They fester. They grow. And then they explode.
Considering that they're already talking about "New" rules for the internet... (1996 all over again, Media wants their competition SILENT)
We are going to be living in interesting times. sigh.
I do not pretend I know what I do not know.
I like this one
From Ireland's version of the Onion, Waterford Whispers...
America Fucked
or this one, also from Waterford Whispers...
Adorable! These Baby Pictures Of Hillary Clinton Will Melt Your Heart
It's sad when satirical news is the truest news...
but that America Fucked article is perfect.
Today's Conspiracy Theory.
Oh come on, everyone knows that the Knights of Zion and the Elders of Malta, along with the Illuminati and their allies in Scientology and the G-20 puppets of the Bilderburg Group are responsible for paying the tire manufacturers lobbyists, the same ones who gave Bernie Sanders $27 (!!!) to influence him to vote for reduction in the size of condoms so they only fit white vulture fund managers. It took a meeting with the Pope to seal the deal. That is why the birth rate amongst Latinos is skyrocketing, attendance at Satanic Rituals is exponentially rising and penis reduction clinics are replacing Planned Parenthood.
I have proof! Jose Booker White voted illegally in four different precincts in West Dakota, is listed as a having given the Sanders campaign $27 (!!!) in multiple incidences and his address is listed as 666 Greenspan Way in Akron, Ohio. Right next door to where master voter suppressor and inventor of the devil’s purge, Ambrose Bierce, gave a speech stating, “Vote! Its the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.”
Get real everyone, Sanders is a puppet of Rabbi Moses Hess, Vladimar Lenin, Leon Trotsky and the IV International and his ties with the Red Dogs of Gehenna are a fact, NOT a conspiracy theory.
Next. Hillary Clinton’s ties to the Santa Muerte cult.
From the Light House.