My Yuge Theory -Breaking Broken Whatever - Prove Me Wrong!

Russia planted an number of agents within the CIA, they were to be activated once Hillary Clinton won a Democratic primary.

They were then to fool Democrats into giving them access to secret Party files from Russia where they were to be located as part of standard CIA Ops.

They were to store the information until she was elected and use this to ensure good oil prices for Russia so that the economy was always sound and Putin could remain in power for ever.

Sadly for the Russians the Chinese turned these spies to their own needs and to keep Russia from messing about on their borders. The spies rather than keep the information were to release it and get the Russians and Americans myopically occupied with each other. China could then play the banker to both of them, any threat of interference in China's global positioning could result in monetary menaces.

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. ~ Sun Tzu

Confucious said "Sun Tzu, him one smart bunny"

Ha

Femmi tilts her tinfoil hat at a jaunty angle "Take that!"

"Prove me wrong" [the typical conspiracy theorist greeting]

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How to involve Iraq, Israel, Saudi Arabia, Iraq, The Taliban, ISIS and yellow cake?

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MsGrin's picture

er... this makes as much sense as anything out there (and more than some of it). But I don't see that pizza is involved. keep digging.

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'What we are left with is an agency mandated to ensure transparency and disclosure that is actually working to keep the public in the dark' - Ann M. Ravel, former FEC member

asterisk's picture

Icing is code for ISIS which is put on cake. Obviously there is a Russian conspiracy to have ISIS invade China. (Some Breitbart bigot code named China = Yellow cake.) The Chinese play Ping Pong so that is even more Proof.
While Icing is taking a licking on a China invasion the Russians will try to hack up NATO. Russian agents in the FBI will invade Hamilton, Ohio, and eat pepperoni pizza there before tampering with the Anthony Wiener's computers. Pizza is really a code for emails, which will reveal that Putin is planning on taking over the US.

Fortunately Sarah Palin will be watching Russia from her house so she will clearly be able to explain all this to us.
This is all TRUE.
If you write TRUE in all caps that is definitive Proof.

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Pluto's Republic's picture

Everything you wrote is breaking news in my headline feed, today.

Seriously, I have goosebumps.

I'm trying to adjust….

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The political system is what it is because the People are who they are. — Plato
CB's picture

The only rational explanation is that Putin has the Force behind him and has mastered Jedi mind tricks. Americans have been so dumbed down by decades of viewing American "news" programs while trying at the same time to keep up with the Kardashians, it was a relatively easy covert operation to completely destroy cognitive reasoning in more than half of the population.

For definitive proof, one only has to enter the Great Orange Cluster Fuck and view some of the diaries and postings there.
One current example:It Was Cyber Warfare, Not Just Hacking. And It's Unprecedented Scale Is On Par With Sept 11th.
I won't give the link because it is dangerous to enter that site without a properly fabricated and fitted aluminum beanie.

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Benny's picture

Since he was a "commie pinko".

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One equal temper of heroic hearts, Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will. To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.--Tennyson

Never release the whole of a theory from the get go, breaking news is required to keep the froth active

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"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable." - JFK | "The more I see of the moneyed peoples, the more I understand the guillotine." - G. B. Shaw Bernie/Tulsi 2020

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Pricknick's picture

Are you getting fits of laughter and snickering a lot when you see these stories?
Every since election night it's been true five star comedy for me.

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Regardless of the path in life I chose, I realize it's always forward, never straight.

got to be so fragile a butterfly.

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melvin's picture

Lord, I believe; help my unbelief!

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left the part about Liechtenstein out, like, entirely.

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Orwell: Where's the omelette?

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Life is strong. I'm weak, but Life is strong.

sojourns's picture

All we have to do is look back on our own history with Truman starting the cold war to Kissinger's~CIA destruction of Chile. Etcetera, Etcetera, Etcetera.

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"I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones."
John Cage

Truman to issue The Truman Doctrine. No one forced Truman to A-bomb Nevada(open air testing).

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"The justness of individual land right is not justifiable to those to whom the land by right of first claim collectively belonged"

How did you get so close to the truth????
Hail HYDRA!

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Lisa Lockwood's picture

It's PAGAN one hails- duh!

(People Against Goodness And Niceness)

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"When the powerless are shut out of the media, we will make the media irrelevant" ~Anonymous~

Shockwave's picture

They do best when everyone else is at war.

Money will flow into their banks by the billions.

Follow the money!

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The political revolution continues

Pluto's Republic's picture

And Paris was at the top of my list of "safe places" for my brain to relocate.

I kid; I kid! Paris looks better than ever, even if I have to lug my cynicism suitcase along.

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Everyone knows that blue and orange are complimentary colors, right? It's a law of physics.

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riverlover's picture

Polishing up my Francophile skills.

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Hey! my dear friends or soon-to-be's, JtC could use the donations to keep this site functioning for those of us who can still see the life preserver or flotsam in the water.

Pluto's Republic's picture

I published a small book about the south of France, and I don't speak a word of French. We might make good traveling companions.

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The political system is what it is because the People are who they are. — Plato
detroitmechworks's picture

Aliens did it.

Or Wizards.

Or Wizard Aliens.

Because you know, if you watch any movie featuring "Hackers" they ALWAYS can do magic tricks with computers. Alien Magic tricks at that.

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I do not pretend I know what I do not know.