After my Fiancee found the brain breaking insanity of "Republicats" Which you can find here.

Ow my face brain!

I felt compelled to write up one of my own. And what better musical right? So here's my personal favorite song. As sung by Hillary and a Bernie or buster (probably me =p)

My common folks, if not the youths.
My dirty tricks, my always hidden truths
Debates are bores spent time that is a sin
football football tune it in

Welcome voter, sit yourself down
And meet the best Candidate in town
As for the rest all of em crooks
taking free stuff from your pocketbooks
Seldom do you see
Honest ones like me
A dame of good intent
who's content to be

Master of the dems, faking all the charm
Ready with a pander and an open palm
Tells so many lies, truth is a blur,
Media appeciates all of the stir
Glad to do the banks a favor
doesn't cost me to be nice
but won't release the transcripts
Cause for them it's got a little price!

Master of the Dems, keeper of the Kos
Gotta give those Bernie bros a toss
Now it is my time, don't you know I'm great
spinning all the stories till you can't see straight!
Everybody loves a neeooolib
Every woman's bosom friend.
hold your nose past all the sleazeness
Jesus! or go right to hell in the end!

Master of the dems, craft the words so sly
I never said he wasn't qual-li-fied.
Servant to the poor, scaring them all straight
While making all the bucks off private inmates!
Everbody's fav chairwoman
And my media chaperones
putting out those hit pieces
Jesus! Bernie watch the tone!

Slams beyond the pale, slams beyond belief
Lie about the guns and exploit that grief!
attack without remose, unify why's that?
When all the positions I'll just copycat.
Inependents are not so welcome
Just ask all of occupy
Reasonable changes
Plus a little fracking on the side!

It'll be so nice, trade deal paradise
even if you can't afford the merchandise
I can get things done, you can trust your gut
pragmatism only means a couple of cuts.
There's no value compromises
It's just some lobbyists I knows
What's with the increases, his demographic reaches
Jesus Bernie just go home!

I used to vote blue without so much as a wince
But god almighty, have you seen what's happened since?

Master of the dems? Isn't worth my spit!
What good is her turn as the climate goes to shit!
Cunning little Brain, Dixieland did scare
thinks she got the black vote but there's not much there.
What a cruel trick of nature, landed me with such a louse
twenty seven dollars is a fair price to keep her from that house!

Master of the dems
one percent and half
they haven't bought her off?
don't make me laugh!
Servant to the poor, unless you aggrivate
Hypocrite, finger wagging reprobate!

Can't you see the math and scoreboard?
We're no longer gonna be ignored!

Everybody vote the lass!
throw her out upon her arse!
Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the dems!