Joke of the day: Fly United?
Submitted by Alligator Ed on Tue, 04/18/2017 - 2:59am
In these days of corporate overreach and greed, is it any wonder that customers are treated like cattle. The recent involuntary de-planeing of Dr. Dao (resulting in injury and humiliation) is a perfect example. The CEO of United even had the temerity to blame the recalcitrant would-be passenger for not being a sheep to comply with his corporate master. As a result of the incident, in which the airline has already lost $800,000,000 in stock value, the now-benevolent airline has released a valuable training video.
Please watch this 3:42 revelation of how United has changed its policies:

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"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich."--Napoleon
At United - We Beat You Right
I love that their stock tanked!
And I like to hope it never recovers either.
Only a fool lets someone else tell him who his enemy is. Assata Shakur
United has been slowly escalating its passenger abuse
Its shitty policies first came to public notice nine years ago now, when they broke Dave Carroll's $3500 Taylor guitar and refused to reimburse him for it. (Never offend a songwriter - they can and will mercilessly mock you in songs until you cry uncle!)
Background level complaints continued, and got worse, once United ate up Continental and degraded its level of service.
Last month there was the "leggings" controversy, when two teenage girls flying on United employee passes were denied boarding because the leggings were against company policy (which supposedly applied to the girls because of the passes).
Late last week it came to light that even some first-class passengers are more equal than others - one Geoff Fearns reported that after having paid full first-class round trip fare to/from Hawaii, and already seated for his return trip, he was "asked", and then ordered, to surrender his seat for another first-class passenger who had "higher priority". According to Fearns, he was threatened with handcuffs and forcible dragging off the plane if he did not comply. However, a "compromise" was arranged by a United employee who downgraded his ticket to economy and seated him between a bickering couple who did not want to sit together (and who continued to argue with each other all the way from Hawaii to LA). Once he was safely disembarked, he consulted a lawyer, and asked for a full refund plus a $25,000 contribution to a charity of his choice. United (allegedly) told him to get stuffed.
That happened before the brutalizing of Dr. Dao, but was reported after it.
And then there was the scorpion that dropped out of an overhead compartment and stung a passenger - well, I suppose there was no foreseeing that one, but the rest....
There is no justice. There can be no peace.
That poor Canadian doesn't have a chance in court
@TheOtherMaven
And that linked to a related article:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/18/air-canada-apologises-bump...
'Generous compensation' MAY cover their expenses? Looking at this, I can't help but wonder what would have happened if people generally would have refused to fly at all as soon as the evident public conditioning process added in the groping/irradiating of customers supposedly for customer security reasons, (nobody gets to harm you except us?) without these processes ever catching any simulated attempts made in a number of tests conducted of its efficacy...
Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.
A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.
You didn't really think the purpose of the "pat downs"
@Alligator Ed
All I can say is that if I'm ever going to get invasively pawed by some twerp in an airport, it'd better be by a good-looking male...
Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.
A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.
Tell TSA you're transgender.
@Alligator Ed
Lol, that might work. What about claiming to be a hermaphrodite? Think that might scare them off entirely?
Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.
A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.
Wow! What an idea.
@Alligator Ed
ROTFLMAO!
Better me than them, though!
Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.
A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.