How I Spent My Summer Vacation
It was June 16th, 2016. I was getting antsy because my long overdue two week vacation was starting in two days. It was also the 3rd Thursday of the month when our monthly pest control inspection takes place. The Pest Control Operator (PCO) would be arriving in about two hours. I always get so embarrassed about my lax dusting habits that once a month I used the fact that a stranger will be coming into my apartment to motivate me to dust. It's something I learned from Grandma. Even though she kept a clean home any visitors caused her to go into a cleaning frenzy. That's when I discovered the bad news. An insect trap at the head of my bed caught a bed bug. I have never seen or even given much thought about bed bugs. That's something that happens to people with poor hygiene right? A quick trip to the computer and Google Images confirmed it. What the trap had caught was indeed a fully grown and obviously well fed bed bug.
This was a surprise to me as I had no evidence of being bitten (ozark kisses). No red marks on my skin and no itching to indicate that something was amiss. Apparently, a section of the population has no reaction to these chewdaddies. Mostly people over 50 from what I understand. So I lifted up my mattress and there it was...a congregation of about twenty of the Blue Ridge Quilt Ticklers of varying stages of growth along with what I now come to recognize as their poo stains.
The PCO arrived and I actually started crying. Yes a grown-up 50 something man crying in front of a stranger. My first question was, "What do we do now?" I am lucky that my landlord takes these things seriously and made arrangements for the PCO to start treatment immediately and would do a total of three chemical treatments and one steam treatment.
Little did I know what my contribution to the process would entail. The PCO gave me a TODO list and said to have it done before he arrived the next day at 1:00 p.m. For the next 24 hours I did about 20 loads of laundry and tied them up in plastic bags and placed them in the living room. I removed everything under my bed, everything in the closets, everything from every shelf and if it couldn't be laundered put in plastic bags marked 'unclean'. Basically my home looked like the day I moved in. Even though I had one more work day before vacation started I called in "sick" to work. I explained I had bed bugs and that I needed to prepare for treatment. They were understanding, thankfully. But, it was dawning on me that all my original vacation plans were no longer existent.
I was coming down to the wire for the first scheduled treatment doing the last vacuuming and cleaning of all base boards. It was exhausting. The PCO arrived on schedule and I left my home for the required six hours. Let's just say I spent a lot of time and money at the movie theatres on the treatment days seeing movies I would normally wait for a DVD release. But I needed to pass the time somehow.
I spent the next week living in fear of transmitting them to other locations. Whenever I left my home I always showered and put on freshly laundered clothes. My bedroom became a 'no loiter zone'. There was to be no time spent in the room that wasn't absolutely necessary and once the fresh outfit was donned it was off limits completely. I spent the first two night sleeplessly sleeping on the couch. Then I learned that was a bad idea. Turns out sleeping in the infested bed is the best thing to do. They only thing they eat is human blood so I had to make myself into bait to lure them to the insecticide. During this week I found two babies that had newly hatched. I promptly killed them without remorse (I'm usually the kind of person that captures spiders and releases them into the wild).
The second treatment a week later was the same thing. More laundry, more movies, more being bait. I kept consoling myself that the infestation was a small one and we had caught it quickly and it would be an easier infestation to eradicate. However, something had changed. I suddenly started having the sensations of bugs crawling all over me and itchiness of being bitten. I started waking several times in the middle of the night flipping on the lights to inspect the bed. I never found anything. After this I was so worked up with fear I couldn't get back to sleep. I've come to learn that this is a condition known and delusional parasitosis. It's a fear of bed bugs that causes the victim to react with symptoms even though the critters are not present.
The third treatment another week later was to be the final treatment. I was optimistic that I wasn't able to find any live bugs. However, by this time I was woefully lacking sleep and it was evident that my mind, body and spirit were exhausted. This was also the last day of my much needed restful and relaxing vacation. I spent the weekend putting together a new metal bed frame (apparently a wood frame offers them a perfect environment). I wrapped the mattress and pillows in bed bug encasements.
As for all my trash bag entombed belongings I am slowly and with a lot of fear returning the contents to their rightful place. As for the items which could not be laundered I've been more inclined to just toss them in the dump. I still lose sleep at night but that is improving gradually with each night that passes without seeing one of the little vampires. Research is starting to show that bed bug infections can leave people with anxiety, depression, and paranoia. And that’s normal. In fact, it would be weird for you not to be freaked out, says Stéphane Perron, a doctor and researcher at the University of Montreal. “If you have bed bugs, and if you don’t care, that’s not a normal reaction. You should be worried. I would consider it a normal reaction to a stressor.”
Bed bugs do not care whether you went to college. Bed bugs do not care how much money you have. Bed bugs don't care if you have a maid. In that way they are truly on the side of the 99%. They treat everyone equally. Perhaps the 1% could learn something from them.
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That all happened to a friend — while I was staying at her place
For six months after, I was worried about possibly having brought the critters back with me to Germany.
And in the end, I did find one. Fortunately, I had followed the prescribed procedures. So when it emerged from some garments, it was inside a Ziploc plastic bag enclosing those garments. I was able to see it easily and kill it before it could
turn my apartment into a living helldo its mischief.I'm glad you didn't have to go through the whole shebang.
The people, united, will never be defeated.
What a crappy vacation and experience.
We were watching a house for some friends while they were on vacation. They had cats. One day we walked in, and there were at least a million fleas hopping around everywhere. Since it wasn't our
problemhouse, we backed out quickly, closed the door and called them to let them know what they were in for. If it isn't one thing, it is another."Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich."--Napoleon
Crappy Vacation YES!
But I also reflect on what it might be like if I had to battle the bugs and simultaneously work a 40 hour week. I image the exhaustion would have been elevated to near suicidal levels.
The people, united, will never be defeated.
My condolences
I hope your treatment efforts were successful and that you really have eradicated them.
You don't mention obsessively researching the bugs and ways to protect yourself online as part of your reaction. I did that. What I found is that most of the practices used and recommended are based on 'best practices' established in the 1940s-50s and many still-recommended practices are of no use. (I really don't wish to bum you out, but I don't want you to think that useless methods actually work, either.) I did most of this research between 4-5 years ago, but the only change I expect between then and now is that the Bbugs have developed even better immunities to the pesticides used against them.
So that's the first thing: They are immune to the pesticides used against them. And,because they breed quickly, they continue to fine-tune their protections. In recent years, some neonicotines (yes, the neonics that have been devastating our bee colonies) have been given permits to be used against Bbugs (yet I did not find any records of successful testing against Bbugs). Imo, extending neonics to domestic use only creates another way for the neonics to be introduced to air & water, and thus to land. The MSDS I saw for a professional-use neonic stated plainly: HARMFUL TO MAMMALS (yes, in caps; also, such a straightforward warning of harm is very rare to find on an MSDS; also warnings about neurological and other organ damage, and danger to birds if the neonic enters water discharge; and it will kill cats outright because they do not have a gene which would allow their bodies to change the chemical to a safer form -- dogs have that gene.)
One thing that DOES kill them is direct contact with isoproyl (rubbing) alcohol, a 1:1 dilution of 70% alk (I used 90%) with water in a spray bottle can be used on hard surfaces (won't soak fabrics/furniture enough to reach them in their crevices). Fabrics (clothing) can be soaked in rubbing alk (I used straight 70%) and stored for a few days in (the Blue+Yellow=Green) zip bags with the air pushed out of them.
About 2 years ago I saw that naturally-occurring Neem Oil has been approved as a pesticide. You could research this for any negative effects (it has been used in India for time out of mind as a medicinal/cosmetic oil). You could look into the possibility of combining a little of it with water and a dash of dish soap (as a surfactant) and using it to spray or soak items. (NOTE that I am only suggesting a possibility, not making a recommendation.) I became aware of this through an article (on Wired, IIRC) about an already-available spray product using Neem Oil as its active ingredient. The article said that a laptop could be put in a zipper-bag along with some sprayed paper towels for a certain period of time (a few days) and any resident Bbugs would be killed (I seem to recollect also reading that books,shoes, etc could also be treated this way.)
Besides alcohol and (possibly) Neem, the only other thing that definitely kills them is heat -- exposure to 120F (40C) kills them instantly, slightly lower temps kill them with longer exposure. This exposes one of the weaknesses of the 'launder fabrics' part of standard practice: until/unless temps reach 120F, the Bbugs are only being treated to a Spa Day and, in trying to avoid the rising temp will scurry into the bowels of the machine to be transferred to other fabrics (or onto your arms when you reach in and they smell blood.) On the brighter side, a pre-heated drier can help. All but the most delicate fabrics will withstand a high-heat drier **IF the fabrics are BONE-DRY** when they go in. So it might work (with possibly-infected fabrics) to run a HOT cycle of the drier, put in the fabrics and run it HOT once or twice and then let them cool before washing and drying again.
There are companies now (or at least, tests were underway 5 years ago) which could bring furniture-size boxes to your home to use on furniture; and there are pest control companies equipped to heat-treat a home or apartment building.
Vaccuuming does nothing helpful. The Bbugs hide deep enough that for the most part the vac won't capture them , and the Bbug eggs are glued down. If your vac does capture some bugs, even if you immediately dispose of the bag, you run the risk of having some Bbugs make a home in the vac's parts. Brooms can also harbor the bugs, and transfer them to another location (the place you store your equipment).
Standard-practice instructions often warn about 'clutter', this, imo, is just another way to blame the resident An entire colony of Bbugs can set up camp in a space no thicker than a credit card, like the space between two linoleum tiles. I made a point of looking for something defining 'clutter' -- and found that the pest-control industry considers 'uncluttered' to be equivalent to an uninhabited hotel room, containing no trace of human habitation.
Bbugs have complicated life-cycles; they have five life-stages with a molt between each stage. The first 3 stages, they are very tiny and translucent so very hard to see. As they reach their 4th-5th stage, the shells harden and darken so they can be seen if you happen to find them in the open,which is rare. They avoid light, and if they are living in a mattress or furniture, they reach through the covering fabric to bite you, not coming out into the open.
They feed around every 3-5 days, and have to feed before they molt. If blood-meals are not available, they go into a kind of hibernation state -- and adult Bbug can survive for as long as 18 months without a meal. Any warm-blooded creature can provide them with meals, although (as of 5 years ago) veterinarian sites were still not saying the pets could be affected by Bbugs, common sense and the bugs' prehistory as living on birds strongly suggests that pets can be victims and hosts to Bbugs.
Although it's nice that you don't have the allergic reaction to Bbug bites that causes the bites to itch, in a way that's a disadvantage because (sorry to say this!) you home could be infested and you would have no way of knowing! A genetic setting determines whether or not a person is allergic (reactive), and among the general population of all ages the reactive vs non-reactive portions are about 50%. As you mentioned, research found that among people of ages 60 upward, many more were non-reactive (although the studies I saw were not clear whether the lower-reactive-ness was a function of aging or whether it was an attribute unique to that age-cohort at the time those tests were done).
So the useful bits I learned wee about rubbing alcohol, heat (120F or above), and possibly Neem Oil as the only way to kill them for sure, or keep items bagged up for at least a year and a half. The 'vaccuuming' and 'clutter' portions of the Standard Instructions are useless, as is the 'launder' portion unless you are sure that temps reach 120F (or leave washed fabrics bagged for a year and a half). You may want to consider getting an air mattress.
Good Luck!
Thank you for taking time on such a well thought out response.
Yes. I've done a lot of internet research with the same experience as yourself. A lot of misinformation out there. I focused on what the researchers are saying (not the Yahoo question boards).
I currently have a spray bottle of 90% alcohol, a flashlight, and a magnifying glass. It's part of my 'delusional parasitosis' that I wake a couple of times during the night and obsessively start hunting around my sleeping area.
What I understand about clutter is not that it prevents them, but that it makes treating the situation easier for the Pest Control Operator (PCO).
Yes I agree that not having a reaction is not necessarily a good thing. I believe I had the insect infestation for a couple of months before I discovered them. Which also makes the delusional parasitosis all the more mysterious. I went for month not knowing they were there and I slept soundly each night. After discovering them I'm unable to shake the feeling of bugs crawling all over me.
Cimexa (an alternative to Diotomaceus Earth) has been used.
I haven't seen a bug for over a month now. All that is left is for the paranoia to die down. That will come with time.
One thing my research uncovered was the concept of 'traumatic insemination' wherein the male bed bug pokes a hole in the females body and fertilizes her eggs. They do this whether the female is carrying eggs or not. This harms the female. When a colony gets so large that the female is traumatically raped to the point it nearly kills her she will leave the colony and start a new one. Charming huh?
The people, united, will never be defeated.
Hope some of my info was helpful
You're right about the 'clutter'. Non-clutter makes it easier for the pro to apply the treatment. However, thorough application of a pesticide that doesn't affect the Bbugs does no good at all. IIRC all Bbugs in America are immune to the entire 'pyrethrin/pyrethroid' call of pesticides (same active ingredient as the common Sevin dust).
Diotomaceous Earth does not poison them, it abrades their shells, allowing them to dehydrate. However, an article (from WSJ. iirc) from several years back about the epidemic in NY talked about 3 specific mutations the NY Bbugs had developed to protect themselves. Two of those mutations (making pores smaller and toughening the chitin of their shells) appeared to me to make them more resistant to abrasion as well as to other pesticides.
Since you don't react to bites, you may want to equip yourself with Bbug 'traps'. The ones I've seen basically draw the bugs to heat plus carbon dioxide -- there are DIY versions online, using baking soda and a lamp, and there are of course ones you can buy. Since your sensory apparatus is not well-equipped for this, such traps may offer a more realistic assessment for you.
As far as the 'traumatic insemination' theory goes, I'm sorry but that story just makes me laugh. Now, I'm a big believer in the sentience of many things that most people perceive as not sentient -- but these scientists in white coats have, imo, elaborated a story in which they imbue the female Bbugs with not just sentience, but with self-awareness, awareness of physical and emotional pain, and the ability to think and reason and want to escape repeated painful rapes by male members of their communities. These are bugs who communicate through chemical signalling. There is no need to invent an elaborate fantasy to cover the basic survival-of-species mechanisms they have generated. Why the piercing of the belly to inseminate? One aspect could be so that only strong enough males procreate, while the other could be to conserve body-moisture (and not have to invent more complex reception apparatus in the female. Bbugs like to live in very close quarters, crowded together, to retain moisture (which also contains and transmits their communication chemicals). When females reach the procreation stage, they can be inseminated by as many as five males, at which point they leave the community by walking away or hitching a ride on a host. They then find a good breeding-spot (close quarters) and deposit their eggs in the new, unsettled spot. The new brood automatically contains genetic diversity due to the five males, and with each successive generation those original diverse genetics re-combine even without the introduction of new males from elsewhere. To my way of thinking, this multiple-male per female insemination pattern means that even one fertilized female can generate an entirely new, multi-generation colony even if the rest of the prior colony is wiped out, and the multi-male genetics would seem to support the possibility of rapid genetic changes that strenghten the bugs' survivability. (For example, let's say that the original colony had developed before pyrethrins had been put into use, and then was exposed to pyrethrins that killed some but not all bugs in the colony. Of the five males that inseminate one female, let's say that one exposed male survived long enough to inseminate her, then died; the remaining four males all survived. The entire brood would be a mix of males and females containing some non-survivors, while the remainder would carry some survivors (with, say, the thicker-chitin and/or the smaller pores genes). Let's say the entire first-generation colony continued to be exposed to pyrethrins; those with better gene combinations would be the ones to survive and would eventually give rise to (for example) and entire NY population of Bbugs which are immune to pyrethrins. So see there? I've just generated an explanation of the multi-male-insemination of Bbugs with the females leaving the colony based solely on survival of the species, without having to invent whole vast swathes of consciousness and reason in the females.
My Bbug research is contained in another computer that I don't use often. If I run across something to share, I'll send it.
And once again -- Good Luck!
" Perhaps the 1% could learn something from them ..."
Sorry to be the one to break this to you, Davey -- but the 1-percenters learned that lesson PERFECTLY WELL, a long time ago --
"Bleed the 99-percenters, and get fat doing it (and then pass the scam along to your children)." Ergo, one-percenters are no different than bedbugs --
When Cicero had finished speaking, the people said “How well he spoke”.
When Demosthenes had finished speaking, the people said “Let us march”.
I hadn't though of it that way. You make a very good analogy.
But there is a 'great equalizer' aspect to it as well. As Jack on '30 Rock' said when he got bed bugs, "I can't have bed bugs...I went to Princeton."
The people, united, will never be defeated.
Davy,
I feel deep sympathy for you. I've only read about the critters. That has to be one of the most horrid experiences to deal with. I was getting creeped out just reading your story. I hope you never see another one the whole rest of your life.
It is horrid but in a way I wasn't prepared for.
They carry no know diseases which would harm a human. They are virutally harmless to one's health. It's the knowledge that one's bed, which is supposed to be a safe haven and restful spot, turns into a battle ground. It triggers all our basic instincts that we are being threatened. It's 'the monster under the bed'.
The people, united, will never be defeated.
I have had bedbugs
What worked for me, after trying the do it yourself pesticides/bombs with little success, was diatomaceous earth. It's cheap and nontoxic. Gardeners use it for pests. You spread it around your bedroom, etc. and when they crawl over it, they get pierced and die. Google it. I recommend it. It takes weeks and is messy. [I am currently using it for fleas in a condo I just bought]
Good to know.
We use it in our garden and recently put it in our granddaughter's new apartment to take care of those pests. It is messy, but natural and effective!
"The “jumpers” reminded us that one day we will all face only one choice and that is how we will die, not how we will live." Chris Hedges on 9/11
The PCO used Cimexa. Supposedly it's stronger
than diatomaceous earth. If I ever do see another one of the annoying little critters the first thing I will do is get some DE.
The people, united, will never be defeated.