Happy Freakin' Birthday, Madam Future President! /s

Submitted by MsGrin on Thu, 10/27/2016 - 9:23am

My title is snark, this, however, is real - the campaign REALLY tweeted this yesterday:

Hillary Clinton Wishes Herself Happy Birthday, Gets Mocked By Twitter

It's worth clicking the above, they captured some excellent tweet responses.

Jimmy Kimmel tweeted this video:

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#HillaryClinton #HappyBirthdayToMe
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Submitted by OLinda on Thu, 10/27/2016 - 9:32am
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hahaha.

"I'd ask her if it's truly her birthday, or if she's lying about that too. "

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Submitted by MsGrin on Thu, 10/27/2016 - 1:00pm
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I have enormous cognitive dissonance about what she's doing. I see leadership as LEADING and inspiring, not fooling and cajoling and manipulating. I keep wondering why she would WANT to lead the country when so many see through her and distrust (because she is not trustworthy to the majority of Americans - she will make life harder for us)... But the truth is that she doesn't give a crap what people think. She wants to do it b/c she wants the power and money which come with the position - she could care less what the hoi palloi think. We are untouchables to her.

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Submitted by Citizen Of Earth on Thu, 10/27/2016 - 10:05am
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of herself and BillyBob in teevee propoganda and elsewhere. I'm guessing she trying to project herself as young and vital. Hint, it ain't working.

May a 50 gallon drum of Karma befall her for her birthday. Hahahha.

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Submitted by Writerinres on Thu, 10/27/2016 - 4:21pm

Children, puppies, and pooties. Goes right to the lizard brain and evokes an "awe, how cute" response. Works every time; ask Hallmark.

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Submitted by TheOtherMaven on Thu, 10/27/2016 - 5:39pm
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Sung to the Tune of "The Volga Boatmen"
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Happy Birthday! (UHH!) Happy Birthday! (UHH!)
Children dying everywhere
Women crying in despair.
Happy Birthday! (UHH!) Happy Birthday! (UHH!)

Fear and gloom and darkness but
no one found out YOU KNOW WHAT

Now you are the age you are
Your demise cannot be far

See the wrinkles on your face
Like the pattern of fine lace

At your age most folks go blind
You've kept your sight, but lost your mind.

So far death you have bypassed
Don't look back it's gaining fast

It's your birthday never fear
You'll be dead this time next year

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These verses are generally sung tongue in cheek. Mine isn't. Blum 3

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Submitted by Ellen North on Thu, 10/27/2016 - 7:19pm

Whoa, the muse hath blessed your pen/typing fingers! I'm impressed!

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Submitted by TheOtherMaven on Thu, 10/27/2016 - 8:30pm
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I just selected some of the nastiest verses. Wink

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Submitted by Ellen North on Thu, 10/27/2016 - 9:23pm

I love your taste.

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Submitted by Oldest Son Of A... on Thu, 10/27/2016 - 10:17pm
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Submitted by Ellen North on Thu, 10/27/2016 - 10:53pm

May I pick 'when is Hillary going to jail', please? Although I'd rather she go to prison, of course.

On the other hand, she doesn't seem to mind places like Gitmo still being open and people being held without charges in apparent perpetuity- maybe something like that might be better suited to her?

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