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Unfckingbelievable

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The travel pals that are back in the air and on the road, because they meet jabbed/boosted requirements to even book a tour with this renown tour company, said their tour bus started with 22. They are down to less than 10, people all got COVID. At least my pals have symptoms much like a cold. They were bitching that they took all precautions, like the rest of the tourists on the bus. They are now stuck in New Foundland, enjoying sleeping and sitting by the water, not going anywhere, not doing anything. Sore throat, sniffles.
So, those other jabbed folks are why these two extra careful folks got sick.
And, you are to blame if you miss the correct pronoun. Looks deceiving is NO excuse!
Now, I fell off my bike as a kid. now, I think in my mind all the time that I wish I were a man so I could kick the shit out of some lawyer dressed up like a man, but acting like an absolute jerk. Maybe i am a they?
Trump sounds more lucid than Biden. Nothing new, huh?
Give Sam a treat, send me the bill.

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"We are all that we can be in the Navy!"
and
"Bikes are for kids."

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janis b's picture

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enlisted in the Navy in March 1944 on his 17th birthday - I'm pretty sure it was not with the expectation of being assured a Safe Space or respect for his pronouns...

"What people want, mainly, is to be told by some plausible authority that what they are already doing is right. I don't know of a quicker way to become unpopular than to disagree."

Rogue Professor Xavier Conroy in
John Brunner's "The Jagged Orbit" (1969)

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QMS's picture

It works for my multiple personalities.
And, it is inclusive with diversity implied.
How we got to the era of explaining pronouns
to navel enlistees in Sesame Street language is pretty
strange to contemplate (your navel). Smile

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“Those who choose the lesser evil forget very quickly that they chose evil.”
— Hannah Arendt

snoopydawg's picture

@ggersh

I just took a sip of coffee as I hit play. Yes that sums up Americans quite nicely. That we still go along with our government selling us out is wordless indeed. Vote blue folks and vote harder this time.

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It is not until the tide goes out that you discover who has been swimming naked.

ggersh's picture

election will be cancelled due to covid, war, gas, depression
or whatever.

I have Putin on my Bingo Card!!! Smile

EDIT: Sorry for any damage that might have been done

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“Those who choose the lesser evil forget very quickly that they chose evil.”
— Hannah Arendt