Eat Shit Bob!

John Oliver is being sued because Mr. Nutterbutter wrote a check to a coal magnate and signed it "Eat shit Bob.

Slate has the sickest quotes from the ACLU of West Virginia's brief supporting John Oliver and Mr. Nutterbutter's defense:

http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2017/08/02/the_latest_brief_in_the_j...

Anyone Can Legally Say, “Eat Shit, Bob!

It is apt that one of Plaintiffs’ objections to the show is about a human-sized squirrel named Mr. Nutterbutter, because this case is nuts. Which also begs the question: is Mr. Nutterbutter one of the 50 Doe Defendants included in this action?

On Whether Bob Murray Can Sue John Oliver for Saying He Looks Like Dr. Evil

And with regard to the Dr. Evil remark, it should be noted that truth is an absolute defense to a claim of defamation … [Crofts includes photos of Dr. Evil and Bob Murray here.] It should be noted that the very mean comparison arose from both a striking physical resemblance and a statement made by Plaintiff’s General Counsel with an uncanny similarity to statements made by a more youthful Dr. Evil.

On Things That Are Sad for Bob Murray

Bob Murray thinks John Oliver was mean to him, and he doesn’t want him to be mean again. While that is sad for Bob Murray, it is unconstitutional for a court to order such relief.

On Whether or Not John Oliver is a Wizard

Plaintiffs argue that Defendants will use their “unique powers” to “access … millions of West Virginians, to bias the potential jurors who will determine their fate.” … (These special powers must include magic, as West Virginia has under 2 million residents.)

Poor Bob is a laughingstock:

http://www.google.com/search?source=android-browser&ei=w5iCWaTvLNfMjwP67...

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Alligator Ed's picture

The last guy I met who talked to squirrels was hospitalized at Camarillo State hospital for the fucking Nuts

Hat tip to LSM

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@Alligator Ed

I'm glad to hear he was fucking the nuts and not the squirrels!

And I hope to FSM that wasn't a picture of a real incident!

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Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.

A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.

Meteor Man's picture

The YouTube video has 6 likes and 45 thumbs down:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gnXdgtpeZF4

Really?

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"They'll say we're disturbing the peace, but there is no peace. What really bothers them is that we are disturbing the war." Howard Zinn

@Meteor Man

I just gave one and it shows as 7 now; Are the youtube 'likes/dislikes' rigged? Because I'll bet there more given, even if only between your comment and my click. There can't be that many people, other than those having some financial interest, who are supportive of coal polluters getting away with murder and suing any comedians/squirrels who make fun of them.

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Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.

A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.

where Mr. Nutterbutter touched you

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They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway
They say that life's a game and then they take the board away
They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story
And leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret-- A. Moore

Isn't satire/aren't comedians protected against such assault? Or does that only hold true in democracies?

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Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.

A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.