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the dialogue about clapper is very important. to wit:

clapper knows a flapper and her name is dixie flicks
her clothes are fairly dapper and she sucks a lot of drinks*
and when she's thinking everyone slash thing just fucking stinks
she takes down elevator and down elevator and hits the hockey rink.

dixie flicks in padding is a true sight to behold,
she is brazen in her violence and she scores a lot of goals, annnd
every time she scores a goal she screams in kazakhstani
"i'm yer mom and i'm yer dad and i'm yer motherfucking nanny!"

woo-hoo, clapper's flapper tosses dudes into the plexi
woo-hoo, clapper's flapper needs a lady byng. (ding)

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RIP, superspy! we hardly knew ye!!!

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dervish's picture

Clapper can serve out Chelsea's term, and she can serve out his as NSA director.

Neocons everywhere are crying their eyes out at the lost opportunities.

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"Obama promised transparency, but Assange is the one who brought it."

tourniquet's picture

carry water, surreptitiously. a ninja spy might just be the best choice for anyone in the new administration.

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