ByeDone solves his fundraising woes

Submitted by snoopydawg on Wed, 10/23/2019 - 11:08pm

Lmao.. I'm not sure where to begin here, but my first thought is when you are trying to come across as a tough guy you don't stutter or mess up your words.

Sure, Joe. We choose our own candidates. Except for when the democrats let the delegates and super delegates override the will of the voters. Or when the republicans gerrymander their districts in their favor. Or when states kick people off the voting rolls and change their party affiliations. And...

"Chip in, so I can stop Putin? How is that gonna work?"

Heh..good question!

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Submitted by Shahryar on Thu, 10/24/2019 - 12:41am
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"I have found out that there are a huge amount of people who are incredibly stupid who are willing to send money, especially if they are told something laughably untrue. After reading comments and tweets responding to the complete b-----t put out by Hillary, I've decided I'm gonna get me some of that sucker loot. They're just like those people in Idiocracy. Dumb, dumb, dumb. Come to think of it, in their world I probably am the smartest man. Anyway, I'm gonna sit back now and watch the money pour in."

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Submitted by dervish on Thu, 10/24/2019 - 5:07am
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so is he saying that every other Democratic candidate is a Russian mole?

Who knew?

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Submitted by Dr. John Carpenter on Thu, 10/24/2019 - 9:38am

@dervish Hell, I'd chip in $5 just to see that.

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Submitted by edg on Thu, 10/24/2019 - 11:53am
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I thought it was the Ukrainians who were coming after Joe, prompted by Donald Trump and Rudy Giuliani. Or are Ukrainians and Russians the same thing to those of superior intellect like Joe Biden?

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Submitted by EdMass on Fri, 10/25/2019 - 1:00pm
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an elderly "celebrity" pitching Reverse Mortgages, or selling your Life Insurance for cash, or buying "Real Gold Coins".

BTW, where can I get me some of those gold buttons so I too can button my entire suit jacket?

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Submitted by k9disc on Fri, 10/25/2019 - 2:52pm
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Yea, like Wilford Brimley pitchin’ help for those afflicted with “Diabetis” (phonetic spelling).

Good eye there, @EdMass

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