Another elite option for endless happiness and enjoyment of wealth
What is it that even the richest can't afford despite their insane wealth? No, it's not more money--they already have more than they and twenty generations of offspring can spend in one life--IT IS MORE LIFETIME. An enterprising Italian physician has come up with the cure for those yearnings of immortality (I almost said "immorality", but they've already got the market cornered on that.
Speaking in Vienna, Sergio Canavero said he will perform the 24-hour surgery in China because the United States and Europe will not allow him to do the procedure. He said sadly, "The Americans did not understand." He told USA Today, "No American medical institute or center would pursue this, and there is no will by the U.S. government to support it.”
And why not? It’s only a matter of simultaneously severing the spinal cords of the donor and recipient, then placing the recipient's brain in a cooling device to reach a state of deep hypothermia to prevent its immediate death before it is attached to the body.
Step 1: finding a suitable subject
Just think of the consequences! Bubba could have a new dingus with which to assail the younger generation, if only his brain remembered how to do it. The Evil Queen could go on more book tours, touting her scribbles got ever-diminishing sales. And Dubious Donna could tell us more fables about her and Bernie building sand castles on the banks of the Potomac!
Technical advice on decapitation could be sought from the House of Saud, or the cheaper version by ISIS.
Just think of the havoc a transgender transplant would cause with the Evangelical Right, let alone the census bureau. Who would get the social security number? The head recipients or the soma recipients?
This story has been reviewed for accuracy by the AU School of medicine