Amerikan Gothic -- Now in Livid Color

Submitted by Alison Wunderland on Mon, 04/18/2016 - 12:08pm

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Yesterday's timid version was a "rush job" I put together so riverlover could use it for contrarian purposes. Go riverlover!

THIS is how I really feel.

I leave the rest to you, dear readers. Caption away, Maties.

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Submitted by Alison Wunderland on Mon, 04/18/2016 - 12:10pm
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She's actually a reptile, and chose the wrong costume to maintain her facade.

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Submitted by detroitmechworks on Mon, 04/18/2016 - 12:22pm
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Circa 2016, one of the most accurate portraits of the Royal Couple.

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I do not pretend I know what I do not know.

Submitted by Citizen Of Earth on Mon, 04/18/2016 - 12:41pm
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The Scream In The Attic Window!! Hahaha. That is a perfect touch.
This Great meme fodder.

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Donnie The #ShitHole Douchebag. Fake Friend to the Working Class. Real Asshole.

Submitted by riverlover on Mon, 04/18/2016 - 1:02pm
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Perfect, and also perfect for a caption contest! Enjoying Hell burning (or a large wildfire) beyond the house and barn.

Can I borrow for infection-like activity? I heart you. Wink

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Submitted by Alison Wunderland on Mon, 04/18/2016 - 1:18pm
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Do with it what you will. Spread it far and wide. Maybe it'll even get you banned somewhere.

(I forgot to sign it.)

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Submitted by riverlover on Mon, 04/18/2016 - 1:47pm
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we could be a double-ban. Wink

I was thinking not, but this may hearten a few of the Brave. Wink ;(

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Submitted by riverlover on Mon, 04/18/2016 - 1:50pm
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IMAGE BLOCKED there, went to FB just fine! Maybe anything from c99 is scum OT? I won't be testing.

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Submitted by ESKOS on Mon, 04/18/2016 - 2:30pm

They Are Trying To Put a Fork In Us, Hillary!

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Submitted by tapu dali on Mon, 04/18/2016 - 3:26pm
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Submitted by Alison Wunderland on Mon, 04/18/2016 - 4:17pm
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When the site is slow it takes time for the comment to register. Did you hit "Save" more than once? It saves the first time but doesn't come back to tell you you saved.

(Or it's some other reason, lol.)

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Submitted by Bollox Ref on Mon, 04/18/2016 - 5:40pm
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"Oh, what a terrible dream."

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Gëzuar!!
from a reasonably stable genius.

Submitted by SiriusMoonLight on Mon, 04/18/2016 - 10:56pm
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All about the Benjamins.

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Submitted by Alison Wunderland on Mon, 04/18/2016 - 11:00pm
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http://caucus99percent.com/comment/64908#comment-64908

I posted this one before it was really really finished so riverlover could use it.

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Submitted by riverlover on Tue, 04/19/2016 - 2:26am
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to FB, which was oddly quiet in its reception, except liked by my cousin, former SDS or wannabe who happens to have a Master's in graphic design. Even my Canadian friends did not chuckle.

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Submitted by Alison Wunderland on Tue, 04/19/2016 - 10:22am
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I'm just getting started.

Feel the BERN?

Bern in Hell, you witch! (sentiment not to be construed as a critique of practitioners of the Ancient Arts, worshipers of The Mother, or Friends of Gaia or their families.)

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Submitted by Oldest Son Of A... on Tue, 04/19/2016 - 10:29am
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But I think I liked it better...
Have you still got it for comparison?
The glasses and fire out of the nostrils are a bit much...

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Submitted by Alison Wunderland on Tue, 04/19/2016 - 11:11am
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I'll re-edit and put up both versions.

Though truth be told, I'm just getting started.

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Substitute Clinton for Bush and nothing's changed.

Btw, what's your patch signify? Dad was a Tin Can Sailor - Gunner's Mate 2nd

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Submitted by Oldest Son Of A... on Tue, 04/19/2016 - 1:15pm
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Would be perfect with the "Dead Eyes" added to Hillary, and that cigar for Bill, for the subtle version...
Then have the full on version as well...

Dad was a "Parachute Rigger" so that was his patch...
He was a Naval Reservist in the early 50's serving at Westover AFB in Chicopee Massachusetts...
Just a little trip up the road from his home in Hartford, CT...
They maintained the parachutes used by aircrews, and made the ones used for cargo drops...

It was kind of funny in our family...
Whenever there was a sewing project dad in the house would do it...
The sewing machine had 2 speeds, off, and wide open, when he sewed...

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