a 2021 National Lampoon! Updated hilariously

in my last addition. ; )

(Feel free to add your own; the possibilities are endless...)

First: Cringeworthy (h/t Kevin Gosztola): Barack Obomba and Bruce Springstein have combined forces in a podcast they call “The Renegades”.

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCwNZA-NhmQ]

#NotTheOnion: Trending on Twitter last week: At his website Donald Trump, Jr. is hawking T-shirts & hoodies emblazoned with this heady witticism:

Guns Don’t Kill people; Alec Baldwin Kills People

Clueless: Poor Wolfie (‘Situation Room’ video-journalist; is Dementia Joe with you, by chance?

@wolfblitzer Nov 1, 2021

I’m now reporting from Edinburgh in Scotland where 20,000 world leaders and delegates have gathered for the COP26 Climate Summit. COP, by the way, stands for “Conference of the Parties.” It’s the 26th time they have gathered to discuss and take action on this critical issue.

But Dayum; COP 26 is being held in Glasgow, 72 KM away. No one to interview, then? Not even Dementia Joe?

Epic: Oopsie; he’s in Glasgow, jetted in on Air Force One, and is among the 400 private jets carrying politicians and business leaders ostensibly to halt climate chaos.

“It’s not clear whether Biden will again deploy a massive motorcade, such as the 85-car parade of gas-guzzling vehicles that chaperoned his visit to the Vatican on Friday to meet with Pope Francis. Biden is expected to tout more than $500 billion in proposed US spending on environmental programs when he gets to Glasgow.”

Wot ??? Haven’t they heard of Jet-pooling?
Q: Will anyone at COP26 that the US Military has the largest carbon footprint on the planet?

The origins of “Let’s Go Brandon” can be traced to an Oct. 2 NBC Sports interview by reporter Kelli Stavast with NASCAR driver Brandon Brown after he won his first Xfinity Series race at the Talladega Superspeedway in Alabama. The crowd behind Brown was audibly chanting “F**k Joe Biden,” but the reporter insisted to the viewing audience that the message was “Let’s Go Brandon.”

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLCzrkqxUzc&t=40s]

Also #NotTheOnion:

"On September 30, 2021, David Schweikert (R-Ariz.) introduced a bill (HR5457) that, if
enacted, would qualify AI as a medical practitioner, eligible to prescribe drugs.
Whoa there. That puts the conversation about the professional sovereignty of
physicians in a whole different context — and sadly, that reformist context has been
there all along.”

@roseyYaz 4:54 AM • Oct 31, 2021

Via RT: "Jeff Bezos parties with Bill Gates as he celebrates his 66th birthday with friends on a $2million-a-week private yacht before helicoptering them all to an exclusive resort in Turkey" Guess the rules doesn't apply to them? #ClimateEmergency #climate #ClimateCrisis

Wanna bet Gates is touting ‘small nuclear power plants’ as safe and renewable power sources? And that Prince Charles is hawking Green Bonds as he had at the WEF?

AOC: ‘all hat ‘n no Saddle’ as they around here; I ain't buyin' her explanation for a Milwaukee minute:

AOC torched over ‘barely comprehensible’ statement attempting to explain ‘present’ vote on $1bn Iron Dome bill she opposes'
25 Sep, 2021

“Having changed her ‘no’ vote to ‘present’ at the last minute on a $1 billion bill to replenish Israel’s Iron Dome missile defense system the day prior, AOC took to Twitter on Friday with a vast, 900-word missive attempting to justify the move to her constituents. While she stated the bill “should have been opposed,” she went on to argue that it was brought to the House floor through a “deeply unjust” and “reckless” legislative process.

To those I have disappointed – I am deeply sorry. To those who believe this reasoning is insufficient or cowardice – I understand,” the congresswoman wrote.
The reckless decision by House leadership to rush this controversial vote within a matter of hours and without true consideration created a tinderbox of vitriol, disingenuous framing, deeply racist accusations and depictions, and lack of substantive discussion on this matter.

— Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@RepAOC) September 24, 2021

~ Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) September 24, 2021

AOC's statement is barely comprehensible in the English language. It's like a parody of the worst excesses of modern left-wing discourse: social justice phrases and self-aggrandizing grievances randomly strewn together amidst classic AOC self-victimization about trauma and pain.

But wait! What a difference a two days makes! On Sept. 23, Paul Street had quoted Glenn Greenwald at his substack site at length on:

AOC’s Revolutionary and Subversive Socialist Gown

Fortunately, many of AOC's most devoted socialist supporters stepped forth with passionate defenses of their leader. As they pointed out, AOC had painted onto the back of her pristine white gown — in perfectly proportioned and tastefully scrolled red ink highlighting the stunning virtues of the designer dress' silhouette -- a leftist phrase, Tax the Rich, that not only assaulted the Biden-supporting liberal celebrities in attendance but made them feel endangered in their own habitat, as if their wealth and privilege were being imperiled not from afar but from one of their own, from within. Far from being what AOC's dirty and petty critics tried to malign this as being — an attention-seeking, celebrity-building, branding opportunity in which AOC yet again lavished herself in the multi-pronged rewards of the very economic and cultural hierarchies she claims to despise and vows to combat -- she was actually engaged in a revolutionary and subversive act, injecting into aristocratic circles a beautifully artistic yet hostile message.

This was not, contrary to the grievances of her small-minded and jealous critics, AOC reveling in one of Louis XVI's court festivities. Instead, she was storming the Bastille: not with weapons or fire but with the graceful designer elegance of the insurgent Marxist renegade, which made her presence all the more deceptively disruptive. While it may have appeared that Vogue's perfectly-coiffed red-carpet correspondents and other Met luminaries were gushing with admiration and awe at her bold fashion statement, they were actually shaking with fear over what AOC had wrought. They were quivering with rage and fear, not swooning with delight as it appeared. [snip]

“In a separate exposition, AOC explained that her appearance at the Met Gala was such a watershed moment for working-class politics because it is vital that she not be confined to dreary poor and lower-middle class venues when spreading her fist-raising rebellion. Instead, she must endure the burden of carrying her cause to the world's richest and most privileged elite and the exclusive salons they occupy. Imagine being so unimaginative and myopic as to be unable to recognize and be grateful for AOC's inventive praxis..”

Ooopsie; is Libertarian (“Citizens United was fairly decided) Greenwald ‘all hat and no cattle’ as well? ; )

Paul Street Satirizes Glenn Greenwald & AOC ; )
Posted on September 23, 2021

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def: One who rejects a religion, cause, allegiance, or group for another; a deserter.
Every 1%'er is a renegade, attaining a absolutely self centred lifestyle, surrounded by other 1%'ers and yes people, leaving the 99% to clean up their mess.

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@Snode

thank you. i'd sort of thunk they might see themselves as...subversives. ; )

the smugnsss, yanno?

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The latter makes NO SENSE; it doesn't even SOUND like him. He never writes that effusively, not even about people he likes.

Was he just seized by a sudden 'Faygeleh Moment'???

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In the Land of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man is declared mentally ill for describing colors.

Yes Virginia, there is a Global Banking Conspiracy!

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@The Liberal Moonbat

links, but here's GG's substack. (it requires scrolling about half-way down...)

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I never knew that the term "Never Again" only pertained to
those born Jewish

"Antisemite used to be someone who didn't like Jews
now it's someone who Jews don't like"

Heard from Margaret Kimberley

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@ggersh

great link, great art and quotes (not limited to simon johnson's).

reminded me of some wag's definition of a Cynic:

'One who knows the price of everything
And the true value of nothing.'

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@ggersh

caitlin johnstone signature lines, and if we extended it to all nations in the Empire's Cross-hairs (iran, russia, VZ, nicaragua, etc., we could imagine a world in which cooperation, not zero-sum competition ruled. kinda like this:

Somebody That I Used to Know - Walk off the Earth (Gotye - Cover)

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9mybTArlsk]

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@wendy davis and is so sweet! Thanks for the great music!

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I never knew that the term "Never Again" only pertained to
those born Jewish

"Antisemite used to be someone who didn't like Jews
now it's someone who Jews don't like"

Heard from Margaret Kimberley

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@ggersh

youtube since 2012. so good to know people loved that epic cooperation, no?

yeah, china and obomba's pivot, etc.:

China is amassing nukes much faster than previously thought – Pentagon report; 4 Nov, 2021, RT.com

"The last year’s report claims that China’s existing nuclear warhead stockpile was “in the low 200s,” projecting that the number would at least double during the 2020s.

The US views China as a strategic rival on the world stage. The countries have accused each other of stirring up tensions around Taiwan and the wider South China Sea region.

General Mark Milley, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, said on Wednesday that the US forces “absolutely have the capability” to defend Taiwan should Beijing try to seize the island."

aaaaand...

US flies B-1 bomber over Persian Gulf: “All options on the table” against Iran, Bill Van Auken, 1 November 2021, wsws.org

"The Pentagon announced Sunday that the US Air Force conducted another flyover of the Persian Gulf by a B-1B strategic bomber. The resumption of these threatening operations, which were steadily ratcheted up in the waning days of the Trump administration, came amid warnings of “military options” by the Biden administration over Iran’s nuclear program."

"The bomber was accompanied by fighter jets dispatched by regimes of the US-led anti-Iran axis, including Israel, the reactionary monarchies of Saudi Arabia and Bahrain, and the Egyptian military dictatorship of Gen. Abdel-Fattah al-Sisi. This air squadron also flew over the Suez Canal, the Red Sea and its strategic Bab el-Mandeb Strait.

The menacing military maneuver came amid expectations that talks on the moribund Iran nuclear deal will resume in Vienna at the end of this month between Tehran and the six major powers that are also signatories to the agreement: the US, China, Russia, the UK, France and Germany."

did biden rejoin the JCPA post-trump?

Javad Zarif, former irania FM

@JZarif Sep 23
Iran government official
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That experience shaped our collective psyche, exacerbating our suspicion of the world body—& indeed the world

Everything in the past 41 years has deepened that mistrust, particularly UN/IAEA (mis-)behavior following US’ 2018 withdrawal from the JCPOA

Imperial Hegemony will be the Undoing of the US. as empire fall, they're at their most dangerous loose-cannonry.

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@wendy davis what we are willing to take down with us is certainly the scary part

Imperial Hegemony will be the Undoing of the US. as empire fall, they're at their most dangerous loose-cannonry.

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I never knew that the term "Never Again" only pertained to
those born Jewish

"Antisemite used to be someone who didn't like Jews
now it's someone who Jews don't like"

Heard from Margaret Kimberley

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@ggersh

avoided. an erstwhile commenter at the Café, shoot that arrow, used to ask and answer: 'who will take down the US? Those who can...and must.' by which he'd meant: to survive.

guess this thread dinnae turn out to be so jovial, but...needs must. i just caught up on a few newsletters in my inbox, and my stomach is sick.

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Too rich, don't realize how they've lost their minds.

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@Shahryar

not clooney? still and all, a prominent paid blogger (formerly editor of My.firedoglake) had been touting Oprah and Clooney for prez last cycle. clooney, of course, has a life-time sinecure on the Council of Foreign Relations (CFR), and for good reason. i've parodied a couple times in the past, but i'm pretty merciless when angered by Imperialists. ; )

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and was a big Hillary supporter in 2016.

https://www.standard.co.uk/insider/celebrity/barack-and-michelle-obama-v...

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@Shahryar

with photos. proving once again that the 1%ers are similar, as well as deplorable h/y Hellary).

they're in it for The Power, and need to put their immense wealth on display to prove Their Net Worths.

AOCs gown should have said Eat the Rich instead.

oh, and she obviously has presidential ambitions, and may not have wanted to Offend the Israel Lobby, as her future my depend on her 'Present' vote.

so weird that Amal was a big assange supporter, yes?

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Munchkin

Oh my, democracy works! Pay-go writ large.
Where's that creepy spook Pelosi when needed?

Administration officials added that they still believe Senate Democrats can use the budget reconciliation process to push through an additional measure addressing “whatever the hell it is” that Sen. Kyrsten Sinema (D-AZ) wants.

Ain't the lampoon, but nevertheless hello!

https://www.theonion.com/biden-social-spending-bill-whittled-down-to-10-...

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@QMS

and #ActuallyTheOnion !

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via RT.com today:

GOP congresswoman mocks AOC’s ‘Tax the Rich’ dress

" US Republican Party politician Lauren Boebert went to a social event in a “Let’s Go Brandon” dress, apparently mocking the Democrat Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s look at the Met Gala.

The congresswoman from Colorado donned a red dress with the words “Let’s Go Brandon” during an event at former president Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida on Thursday.

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