All this recent discussion of banning at DK and DU has got my -- well, for want of a better term, creative juices -- flowing, and the result was:

Ban-a-lot!

It's true! It's true! Our Leader's made it clear.
The obeisance must be perfect all the year.
A rule was made a couple moons ago here:
Our party's nominee cannot be mocked.
And this is why the line gets toed here
In Banalot.

Harsh words are forbidden pre-election
Flame wars no longer can be fought.
By order, all is light and sweet here
In Banalot.
Banalot! Banalot!
I know it sounds bizarre,
But in Banalot, Banalot
That's just the way we are.

Vituperation's never really seen here,
Unless directed at some Bernie-bot.
In short, there's simply not
A more congenial spot
For happy Hilly shilling than here
In Banalot.
Banalot! Banalot!

I know it gives a person pause,
But in Banalot, Banalot
Those are Great Leader's laws.
No aspersion's ever cast at Hillary,
Or else the caster quickly disappears.
In short, there's simply not
A more congenial spot
For happily me-tooing than here
In Ban-a-lot!