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I thought I was writing satire when Donald had a bleeding ear

After candidate Trump got shot in 2024, I wrote Mission Impossible Op:

The star of the show is the now deceased little twerp that I call Lee Harvey Osgood -- a quintessential Nobody who came within an inch of blowing up the skull of The Donald. The “news” has been strangely quiet about who this guy was or what he imagined he was doing. As of today, a new set of videos have emerged which make it seem even more ridiculous that he got any shots off at all. Today the story is that Osgood was flying a drone over the rally site earlier that day. This adds to the already stinking pile of factoids suggesting that this guy was allowed to take his shot at ridding the world of the Orange Fartcloud.

The only fact that supports the idea that this was a serious attempt to murder Tump is his bleeding ear

In my version of this Impossible Mission, we turn the screw one more notch – The IM Lab concocted a gizmo that blew up his ear and smeared red movie blood over Donnie’s face – setting up the iconic photograph that inspires the Great Takeback of America.

This is what happens when the powerful elites make war on objective reality for decades. When everything is bullshit, any damn thing is likely to be bullshit.

I regret that I did not click and save a news account I saw yesterday of somebody accusing Trump of hoking up his bleeding ear, citing his lack of a visible scar.

Perfect story. Might even be true.

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QMS's picture

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seems all manufactured for distraction
whatever the hell is going on is certainly
not reported to us. A worn-out parable.
Don't buy it.

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Zionism is a social disease

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"I don't believe anything the government tells me"

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..... when MAGA showed up at the next Trump rally wearing sympathetic ear bandages:

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@Pluto's Republic
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to do with their lives than play the role of a dupe?
Don't get it. If you are that stupid, shouldn't you
have an ounce of ? Never mind. Rhetorical question.

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that photographed the iconic flag raising also got the lucky shot of Trump raising a fist with a bloody ear. What are the odds he was in the right place at the right time with all his camera settings perfectly set doe that picture?

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"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981

@on the cusp 80 years later -- what a strange coinky dinky!

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I cried when I wrote this song. Sue me if I play too long.

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@on the cusp
but that's not true. Joe Rosenthal was the photographer who shot the iconic photo at Iwo Jima and he died in 2006. Evan Vucci shot the photo of Trump raising his fist in Butler Penn.

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@Socialprogressive

...the original scene at Iwo Jima was staged or I should say repeated for the photoshoot of the iconic WWII scene. I heard James Bradley the historian talk about it once. His father was there. The scene has well understood crowd psychology implications. It's part of the nation's collective consciousness.

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己所不欲,勿施于人。

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@soryang

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@Socialprogressive and may be mixing up that it was the same photographer with the fact the actual photographer had networked to replicate it.
MY BAD
I have slept since then.

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Why one photo of Trump assassination attempt stands out

This raises the question: Why has this image become more iconic than the others?

My photograph at Ground Zero was taken with a Canon D2000, a now-obsolete digital camera, and a 70-200mm telephoto zoom lens with a 1.4x converter. The zoom was set to 245mm, giving the photo a shallow depth of field, compressing the background behind the firefighters, and making the fallen debris appear closer and larger. The shallow depth of field also created a visual separation between the firefighters and the wreckage behind them. This is important to note because it makes the photograph quicker to read.

For the originally photographed 911 flag raising scene recreated on the postage stamp-

Raising the Flag at Ground Zero

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The flagpole came from her yacht. She worked for Jensen Communications.

New Book by Shirley Dreifus Chronicles Mystery of 911 Flag.

Strategic

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