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One last bite of the GOP Loony Toons sandwich

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The pseudo personal touch of sending me a "SECURE LINK" because I am a trusted conservative called "Friend" is a hoot. It should not be that hard to figure out my real name from my email addy. The fact that they do not strongly suggests that it does not really matter to them if they look ridiculous. This is the Republicans in Congress who are pushing out all this poor mouthing and panic over the horror of Trump getting impeached, again.

Draw your own conclusions. It looks fishy to me coming and going. We are probably headed for another impeachment freak show in 2027. Big ratings, you can bet on that.

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IQ 47 will kick the bucket before 2027 and save us all the trouble of a much needed impeachment.

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@Socialprogressive but keep in mind that it takes two thirds of the Senators voting to convict and remove Trump.

More noise from the political freak show -- the Dems taking over the House does not mean that the Dems will be able to convict the dirt bag. More wrestling bull shit for the GOP to whoop up a holy war among the MAGA faithful to keep the "radical leftist Democrats" from giving Trump the boot. Not much chance of that happening.

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My only precaution when reprinting these silly emails from GOP bots is that I never open the links. So it is a preposterous lie to ask me about a particular "answer." They are not serious and that is what I get from all this crapola -- and why I bother with reposting it.

My rationale is that all this desperation is its own message -- they want us to believe we are just one or two more crazy stunts like this away from Civil War.

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@fire with fire since you started posting it. I also have the same (faint) hope Sp expressed: Maggot Brained (tRump) croaks soon. Even the malevolent die whether they want to or not. The imbecile yahoo is seriously ill from his swollen feet all the way through his damaged (demented) brain. Only reason the cretin is still upright is cos he’s getting the best medical care in the Western World. Still, the junk crap c/o the Repukes is funny. The DNC really isn’t any better. Whatever. Rec’d!!

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Personally, I am more amused than panic stricken about the MAGA absurdity. Yes, the palaver from their ideologues is batshit crazy and Trump himself is even dopier. But consider the gyrations of his bullshit on Ukraine that started with him chewing out the Z-man on global TV, telling him to cave in or lose the whole country. How's that Orange ego bath working out now?

The Venezuelan Adventure is ugly and crazy, but the whole scenario there is very fishy, as the local military is abiding the attack on the country's sovereignty.

Somebody is writing this script and it ain't the Orange Fart Cloud.

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