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So now my red friends are getting coy with "me"

Friend, I’ll explain everything here.

Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House

​You​

Friend - I’m looking to cut a deal with you.

Our thin majority is facing one of the biggest multi-pronged attacks we’ve ever faced.

The Democrats are signaling something TERRIFYING. I need you to read this.

READ NOW >>

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I did not click on the READ NOW button, so I don't know if JOHNSON ever articulates the terms of the deal he mentions in the heading. So I don't know what the dems are going to do that is so Terrifying.

I find it hard to believe that it really is terrifying. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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usefewersyllables's picture

given that said dems never actually *do* anything, other than performative PR stunts and writing the odd strongly-worded letter.

Whatever it is that is so terrifying to him will most assuredly never come to pass, if the dems are behind it.

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Twice bitten, permanently shy.

@usefewersyllables

Whatever it is that is so terrifying to him will most assuredly never come to pass, if the dems are behind it.

Perhaps the real terror is that neither party, nor both parties combined, can save us from any number of disasters.

My favorite would be beautiful auroras every night and regular Carrington strength solar storms trashing our vulnerable power grid.

Any other possible terrors lurking in the shadows of your mind?

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— The Beresovka mammoth, frozen in mud, with buttercups in his mouth…..”

The Adam and Eve Story, Chan Thomas 1963

usefewersyllables's picture

@ovals49

shake a stick at, mostly based around a nuclear exchange- I’ve written about that before.

In any case, I don’t think that there is much overlap between his terror-creators and mine. I’m sure that he and I fear vastly different things…

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Contact with US 'Democracy' causes a lot of brain damage.

Violently deporting people from the US also causes a great deal of inconvenience and hardship.

But something tells me that, some day, the people we deport will be grateful to be gone.

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orlbucfan's picture

has his stamp on that note. That yahoo is beyond cuckoo. Hey, fwf, I'm sure you get a good laff out of these yoyos. Laughter is always great medicine at any age. Rec'd!!

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President Donald J. Trump

You

Before I sign your name on your Tariff Check, is your name spelled right?

From Trump:
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Before I sign your name on your Tariff Check, is your name spelled right?

From Trump:
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11:59 PM DEADLINE!

So whoever "Trump" is here, he wants to send me some money due to my (non-existent) efforts on behalf of MAGA.

Setting aside the obvious bullshit about my wingnut bona fides, what is up with sending Federal
money to partisan supporters? Since the tariff "checks" are in the theory stage now, this is not by itself a felony, but if Trump really does send out Federal money on the basis of who loves Trump the most, like King Lear testing his daughters, it really should be a major scandal.

It won't, of course.

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